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ColdJ

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  1. That is the Crusading Knight that chopped off all his limbs. What is that below you?
  2. Last time for now . Be back in roughly 10 hours. @James Kerman
  3. Waiter: They belong to the 2 dogs that are doing laps. Dogs tend to pant when swimming. C:W, There is the very model of a modern Major General in my soup. Not sure if it is Animal. Vegetable or Mineral.
  4. ARE YOU READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMBLE? - Fight announcer guy.
  5. Time to stop drugging that pillow with dose after dose. Does the ocean have an attic? Anybody know whats going on?
  6. Granted. You get some poster glue remover to take down the ninja poster. I still wish for engaging stories.
  7. Finally me, sorry I have been building airlocks. How about @Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute?
  8. Supercalifragilisticexpialidociussomeonehadtosayiteventhoughthesoundofitissomethingquiteprosaicifyousayitloudenoughyoullalwaysknowishsupercalifragilisticexpialidocius. @Souptime
  9. Mostly, if I am the fore told messenger. Am I the fore told messenger or were you just told I was the fore told messenger and so just believed I was?
  10. Granted. It is so fast that everything happens and then is gone again before you have a chance to read it. I wish for engaging stories. NINJA'D
  11. Waiter: It is sleeping sir and will be for some time. C:W, There is bowl floating in my soup.
  12. Because everybody who says, "Look how smart I am" as they place the barrel against the side ot their heads and ignite a combustible, removes 1 more Darwin Award winner from the gene pool. Why do people believe in something simply because they are told to?
  13. I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started - Pink.
  14. Well don't you ever be sad Lean on me when times are bad When the day comes and you're in doubt In a river of trouble, about to drown Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming I'm on my way, your lover When you get cold, yeah, I'll be your cover Don't have to worry because I'm here Don't need to suffer because I'm here Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Reach out to me for satisfaction Call my name, quick reaction Well don't you ever feel sad Lean on me when times are bad When the day comes and you're in doubt In a river of trouble and about to drown Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming Hold on, I'm coming - Sam and Dave.
  15. thgirtiodtiodotgniogruoyfi. @Dientus
  16. Waiter: It is the finest Algae soup available. C:W, There is a slow boat to China in my soup.
  17. Granted. She teaches frogs how to dance. I wish to cruise the world in a modern and completely safe Zeplin.
  18. The book series you like had very little in the way of coherent plot. (that should cover a few hundred)
  19. Waiter: I'll have you know sir that all our leaks are fresh daily. Also we use whole anchovies in our ice cream, didn't the stubble give it away? C:W, There is a sputnik in my soup.
  20. Welcome to the party pal.-John Mclaine
  21. Granted. She is, because when you are stuck on Gilligans Island surrounded by water, there is not much else to do. I wish to be able to watch Grape Ape and other cartoons from that era again.
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