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Abel Military Services

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  1. 20 years ago, on 1/16/03, shuttle Colombia launched STS-107 crew into space.
  2. Granted. You stole one of the NASA supercomputers and the feds are coming! I wish for the infinite glove.
  3. You can hang your neck on something high. Any advice on RBMK reactor design?
  4. C O M E -Dr. Gaster Glitchtale Season 2(on YouTube)
  5. Yep. You're the prophet now. @ColdJ Shall we?
  6. Washington Kerman was a molotov scientist who mainly tests things that can make flammable things on fire(AKA molotov). While he's testing a new type of molotov the liquid in the bottle somehow get through an unstable Einstein-Rosen bridge into his mouth. Unluckily, his teeth is made of wood, which is a flammable material. Dr. Bright Kerman - Cthulhu
  7. Granted. They optimized it for quantum computers. I wish for biogas
  8. Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives at the same. Thanos Avengers: infinity war
  9. Granted. But we'll give you 100% enriched antiuranium and boom. I wish for 114514
  10. Granted. But these cases can hold nothing. I wish for a skeleton in the cupboard.
  11. Hey @KerBlam can I store my pet SCP-682 here? https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682
  12. Hello and welcome! And if you can add moar NTRs on your spacecraft and don't use the puny ion engine
  13. Granted. You got a CH-AIR "Jeb's big box of Plutonium and Deuterium" Deuterium-Boosted Atomic Bomb. Unfortunately, it's armed and will be detonated in 3 seconds. Adios, amigo. I wish for Palladium.
  14. Granted. But the server was fried by a nuclear test. I wish for Half-Life more than 2 less than 4
  15. Granted. But they taste like [REDACTED]. I wish for a dystopia government.
  16. Ford Kerman was walking on the street when a giant asteroid made of highly radioactive elements appears nearby Kerbin. The radioactive was so high that everyone is dead. But the elder gods of the Kerbal civilization revived everyone except Ford because an accident wiped out his file on every database. Dr. Abel Kerman - coincidence
  17. Granted. But it can't liftoff and you must pay $114,514,000,000 for the fuel. I wish for radiation.
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