Abel Military Services

Moved to the Deutsch thread. I wish for level 5 authorization.

…And they died because you forgot that you had just installed Kerbalism! Waiter! There's plague in my soup!

Wut… N 55

Granted. I made a KSPCraft mod, but it only works on Infdev versions. I wish for an auto-save mod. (my minmus mining vessel disappeared because I forgot to F5.)

[Snap neck sounds] Waiter! There's a meme in this sou-

Granted. [BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED] I wish for GOC.

Uhh…No. I guess you can play KSP for a while. @Dakota

Hello, I'm Gene Kerman. Yes, I'm THE Gene Kerman who leaded the KSP through the early days of the space age. And today, I want to share some interesting stories about how the KSP was related with Supernatural Organizations.

Finally! Somebody get that! @Akagi

Uhh, sorry sir but we're running out of it. Take an occult cake instead. Waiter! [Unidentified SCP-1000 language]

Floor 3319: KSP version archive

Manufacturer: Kerban Organization for Atomic Physics(KOAP) Part: XR-1 "Enterprise" Tachyon FTL drive A new age of FTL travel is coming! Instead of manipulating space itself, this new design uses a tiny particle accelerator that consumes tiny amount of Xenon and Hydrogen to produce Tachyons, and replace atoms that builds the ship with them! Because the whole ship is now capable of FTL, the only thing that limits your speed is your engine! Of course, there's some disadvantages. The biggest problem is that the ship made with Tachyons are fragile, and it can't operate when in gravity wells(example: orbiting a planet). And it consume a lot of electric charge and a lot of time to replace the whole ship with Tachyons. The bigger the ship, the longer it takes.

10/10 the only thing that your mod doesn't have is realistic texture.

Not even close. @Akagi WHERE ARE YOU

Granted. They focus on optimizing KSP2, so no new contents. I wish for Lol-o-tron 9001

Uh sorry sir, we don't serve mental therapy. I'd like a subcritical plutonium core with explosive lens.

IDK @Akagi creeper?

Nope. TUBM likes building HUGE rockets

Heard of it. Never played it through. TUBM likes bombarding KSC with bombs

Plutonium-238 pellets for RTGs. I'm very sure that's how he stayed alive without eating food for a few decades.

Floor 3308: Tonga trench

THAT'S A NUCLEAR THERMAL ENGINE! Granted. You are under arrest because you buy critical items from a disputed country. I wish for NERVA.

Granted. 75% alcohol, used by the V2 rocket. Bartender! Molten Thorium with vodka, stat!

The banana is used to test the radiation. Waiter! Thorium please

It's the Kiwi NTR test.