Felsmak

I just learned that EVA reports carried out in orbit are tied to whatever biome you're currently flying over. Lots of science to be had on those early missions!

KFP, Kerbal Fraud Program.

I think there should be a separate contract dedicated to finding out how he ended up there in the first place. EDIT: Or maybe he just got sent there by somebody else. That works.

With all these part testing contracts, I often find my rockets looking something like this:

Just cashually testing a few parts for some extra cash.

Went to space and took the chance to carry out some minor experiments for a quick buck.

I wasn't quite sure how I should test an SRB without probe cores and launch clamps, so I had to improvise.

I just tested some boosters. Perfectly safe, of course.

Career mode is actually a lot more fun now when there's something to do!

Wait a minute. I somehow managed to miss the censored word. That's awkward. No, those are just for miscellaneous games like Command & Conquer 3, Spore and Sim City 4. Just wanted to make it easier on everyone's eyes. This is why censoring bad language by completely erasing it is a bad idea.

All my different KSP installs. This is getting ridiculous.

I added another install to my modest collection.

The Kraken and I are totally friends with benefits.

Rambo.

I already look forward to First Contract Part II.

A terrifying pony with a radioactive skeleton.

Yes, those aren't really necessary. It's just another useful symbol that can be added to a cartoon character if its creator would want to. I'd probably skip them myself, or at least make them very discreet. Space suits erase most contours anyway.

The reason for that is that breasts are associated with femininity, so they give the viewers yet another way to recognize a humanoid character as female. Kerbals are indeed aliens, but they aren't really intended as any kind of speculation on alien anatomy. They're just cartoon characters. Quite simple ones, too, so such details can be quite important. Of course, there are many more things that can do that perfectly well on their own - like hair, makeup or a smoother, more rounded appearance. But that's basically why people draw boobs on cartoon aliens. Assuming that they aren't simply perverts àla DeviantART, of course.

Hit abort The air grows thin and the sky's getting black All the clouds are down below My rocket is making noises Is that normal? I don't know I really can't ignore that scary, popping sound What if I'll blow up? Or fall to the ground? But this is what you signed up for We'll hear none of that whining anymore So please, shut up Nobody cares But I don't care! Hit abort, hit abort This stuff is just not for me Hit abort, hit abort Time for splashdown in the sea I don't care What my boss will say It is time to quit The snacks weren't edible anyway It's funny how some distance Makes everyone seem small And the guys who yelled their orders Can't get to me at all I think I'll steal these pencils, too I'm in the air What will they do? I'm going home It's up to me Hooray! Hit abort, hit abort I really don't want to die Hit abort, hit abort I'll kiss this job goodbye I am done It's my last day It is time to quit The tower on the top wakes up to take me back Its engines fire hard and yank my capsule off the stack This payload I am in flies really f*****g fast But I don't give a c**p The fall will be a blast Hit abort, hit abort And I'll look like a shooting star Hit abort, hit abort This song is so bizarre I am done And I won't obey It is time to quit! The snacks weren't edible anyway

Granted, but it falls from the sky and lands on top of you. I wish I could grow a manly beard.

The give all their money to me!

I will grind Dare contracts.

A presumed extraterrestrial visitor from Gliese 581 c.

It looks like an excellent colour blindness simulator.