Felsmak

To never forgive, and stuff.

You can never have too much of Bad Luck Brian!

When I was building my Troy base on Duna, I sent two components to land in roughly the same location: one habitation module, and one power station. The power station was equipped with wheels and was to drive towards the other module and attach itself by the docking port in the front. However, these wheels broke on impact, and the power station was rendered completely immobile - two kilometers away from its destination. With no Kerbals around to repair it, I had no choice but to improvise. So I took the Surveyor rover I had sent earlier to push it in place instead. It was a slow and tedious process, cruising between dunes and taking detours all the time, but eventually it worked out, and Surveyor was renamed Stallion in recognition of its hard work

I have Spartan Aerospace and Rotund Rockets.

You fools! You've messed with the natural order!

Well, that's unpleasant.

Add more of those to the sides!

Spent the last week in Rome and found this.

I believe there is an explanation for that. http://www.kerbalcomics.com/2012/03/26/episode-five-arboreal-invaders/

I crashed my ship and destroyed everything except the command pod, leaving it to roll gleefully across the barren plains until the end of time.

I'm 19. Almost 2% of a millennium!

It would turn into a Sci-Fi-ish war game.

That's exactly what I'm saying!

What about completing the Jool-6 Challenge? No, I did not hit the wrong key.

World domination.

But reverse Spanish is what they usually speak. Worship only works if it's in an ominous language that no one speaks, so for Kerbin, that could simply be reverse English.

I can almost hear the Kerbals worshipping him. Their tiny voices filling the dark, candlelit VAB, chanting together in an ancient language that no one knew existed. Sretsoob erom! Sretsoob erom! Sretsoob erom!

All hail the Glow Cloud.

Granted. Enjoy your lobotomy! I wish I could change my appearance at will.

You threaten to turn their loved ones into "science equipment" for space probes.

Looks like their Large Hadron Collider had some technical difficulties.

Granted. It's named Bobby. I wish I could control metal.

These days, I'm about as excited for new updates as I am for the Milky Way's eventual collision with the Andromeda Galaxy.

Slender Man? Is that you?

Granted. It wipes itself out. I wish I had an additional spoon.