Mr_Brain

Granted. The world is healthy now. Since only living things can be healthy or not, the Earth is now alive and eats things. Humankind is the first to be eaten. I wish for humankind not to be eaten.

Granted. You receive one million Zimbabwean Dollars. I wish that the above poster's "S" key works again.

Granted. However, that button is on a small asteroid that is hurtling towards a black hole approximately 700 million light years away from earth. I hope you can get to it in the next 20 minutes, otherwise you won't get to push that button. I wish for a rock that is not hurting anyone or damaging anything. Or hurting anything or damaging anyone.

Granted. It's 28 [insert something that's even more work] now. I wish for a robotic servant that follows Asimov's robot laws.

Granted. Its memory has been enhanced by not one, not two, not five, but EIGHT bytes! I wish for significantly more advanced technology.

Granted. However, I befriend the woodpecker and we spend wonderful years together and you can't join in our wonderful fun. I wish for a pet potato.

Granted. However, the sleep medication you have to take gives you horrible nightmares. You awaken a few minutes after having fallen asleep, too scared of sleeping to even be in the same room as a bed anymore. I wish for a small amount (<1 cm³) of non-toxic blue paint.

Granted. You get the idea, but you forget it before the hardware necessary to run such a game is developed. I wish for the hardware to run aforementioned game.

Banned for your post being having a post number in this thread that is prime.

Wait, wasn't the surface temperature -0 K just a few minutes ago? That was, in my opinion, way better than "Absolute zero"! Other than that, awesome. I demand that that planet be put into the game. Not only KSP, but every other game as well. Including board games and The Game (I just lost The Game). EDIT: Proposed addition to History: "Another popular hypothesis on its formation is that Argus was created when the Kraken sneezed a bit too hard."

Banned for having a signature gif where Fluttershy isn't unhappy.

You should really hire more competent pilots, then. Not a single fund for you. It would appear that the launch clamps were faulty and pumped oxidizer into the already partially filled (or still partially empty?) liquid fuel tanks and vice versa. Eve's ocean corroded our Eve probe's ocean composition measurement instrument before it could take measurements of the composition of Eve's ocean.

What's the worst that could happen? *presses button* This button kills any and all insects, spiders, molds and similar lifeforms in your home.

We'd believe you if you said it was human kerbal error, but TECHNOLOGICAL error? That just doesn't happen. If you want us to cover that, at least be honest. But that ad Billy-Bobdrin clicked said it would give us a free street rover! An airplane landed directly into the spaceplane hangar. Neither the plane nor the hangar were intact afterwards.

ERROR: NO WISH DETECTED. I wish for fezzes to be able to wish.

Banned for banning for grinning while the avatar is grinning.

I push it. If it's my currency, I'm happy, if it's a modern foreign currency, I can exchange it and I'm happy, if it's some ancient currency, I'll just give it to some museum or so. Push this button to return one of the Voyager probes back to a NASA facility where it is safe immediately.

Make sure nobody ever presses that button. This button removes all spelling and grammar errors, but every time you make one (that is immediately corrected), you get a painful electric shock.

I will definitely push that button. Push this button to be thrown into the air two thousand meters (~1.25 miles). You will not be harmed by anything in your way or the impact.

Our wheel supplier, Kerbal Motion LLC, said that the maximum impact speed with the wheels was 20 m/s. It was only reasonable to assume that that was rounded, how were we supposed to know that 24 m/s was too fast? After all, in their ads, they rounded down the electricity consumption as well. Your probe lander lands in a dark valley on 67P- I mean Gilly and runs out of power before you can act.

Granted. However, even though the currency is perfectly acceptable, nobody trusts it anyway, so it doesn't get used. I wish for the world to become monochromatic.

Since it's quite improbable that that would lead to me being killed instantly (except maybe for busy motorways and such) and that I could re-teleport away from any dangerous place, sure! Push the button to meet your favorite villain from your favorite video game/TV show... that has a villain. However, the villain hates you.

Granted. As it turns out, dog food is really bad for the universe and it dies. I wish that this wasn't post 8714 of this thread.

Granted. However, the added power makes your computer overheat and turn into a puddle of molten silicon and other materials. I wish for Earth to make one sharp turn to the left.

I press it. I'll just have everything special-made for me and leave enough stores open for the mortals to get their goods and services from. This button makes a really nice sound when pushed, but you need to push it really hard which is quite exhausting.