Xorth Tanovar

Kaiserslautern

Banned for incapability of interpolating from incomplete data.

...and what an empire it is, the entire padded interior of a 10x10 room, you inside, and the door locked from the outside. Visiting hours 10a-6p, strictly supervised. My hill.

Because sandvich lacked grape jelly. Why are there people in the Southern Hemisphere? Shouldn't they have fallen off by now?

102: Connection Refused

1493: Gift shop. You spend waaay too much cash.

Banned for lack of intel due to emptying too many bottles...

I pee on your fire. My ashen puddle!

Granted, but you develop permanent Alzheimer's and cannot remember what you wanted. I wish for a decent lunch today

Beetles. Where is green?

102: Using best Judge Dredd voice, "I AM THE LAW!"

Eldon

Banned for using KSP meme as avatar

Garfield

Granted. The entire planet of Kerbin is rotated so it's north pole is fixed toward it's sun, extreme gale-force winds in excess of 3000m/s constantly blow toward the "noon pole". The dark side of Kerbin becomes an ice sheet. Launches from KSP become extremely challenging to say the least. I wish for an asteroid strike

Wolfsburg

Sevastopol

Banned for quoting.

Granted. The river flows out of you monitor and into your PC, shorting it out. All apps/data unrecoverable. I wish for a decent cup of coffee this morning.

Newton

Bacon makes no friends, only appetites. Why did I just breathe life into a necro post again?

-100 (-) NEGATIVE TEAM WINS!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaay!

Received old radial tire. Inserts 27 used Post-It notes.