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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. Sorry, we don't allow Pokemon Go in this establishment. Please take your leave, sir. Waiter! There is a fried Jovian Tree Worm in my soup!
  2. Problems with high cholesterol? Just take excessive amounts of licorice root extract, the resulting aneurysm will make you forget all about it!
  3. Banned for constantly bailing out Jeb.
  4. Floor 1504: It was a looooong ride, but you arrive at the geostationary orbit floor. As this is a low-grav area, please hold handrails at all times.
  5. Granted, you receive it in abundance. Of course, this also means no more air and you die from asphyxiation. I wish for a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
  6. Receives cube back, but all sides painted same color. Inserts Cubic Octagonal Strut.
  7. ...ineffective, as they are standing under this:
  8. A question in itself, as in "Water you doing?" Where did the floor go?
  9. I think you meant to put quotes around "science" in that case!
  10. Irates! : new RTS where your team runs around and screams obscenities at office workers, drivers, delivery men, cashiers....hell, just about everyone!
  11. Meanwhile on Venus....did the same thing but heat still gets in. Oh wait, forgot to close the window...
  12. Queen's knight to black bishop's 2.
  13. Granted. you receive pants and underpants. The apple is wedged in a rather uncomfortable location related to same, and may require surgery to remove... I wish for early dismissal.
  14. You trip on a cosmic Lincoln Log and fall off the hill. My hill!
  15. 1500: Welcome to a new century! However, The Danish army fails to conquer the peasants' republic of Dithmarschen.
  16. Your galactic reign fits nicely in the palm of my hands... My universal domain!
  17. Receives national debt of all countries. Inserts a quatloo.
  18. 1499: A darkened room, containing the Golden Banhammer. Only those whose motives are pure may wield it.
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