Xorth Tanovar

Sorry, you typed "FDISK" and deleted your entire partition. I wish for banana bread.

You DID order the Elite-Commodore64 special edition stew, sir.... Waiter, I have a pulse cannon in my soup!

Immediately behind your left shoulder. Why is it snowing in June?

..or the Earthlings had enough time/resources for just one Ark, a la "Phoenix Without Ashes" style. Or similar to the one-season show "Earth 2", advance party gets to the target system only to crash upon it....22 years to get everything up and running for the inbound Ark. Countless storylines abound...

So then let's agree to not talc about it anymore.

Granted. Oh, wait, it's Mega-Blocks. Too bad they don't hold together... I now wish for a doughnut to go with this morning's coffee.

Banned for untangling the whatever-it-was...that's outright CHEATING!

You would receive bad, inapplicable response. Or cheese fries. Why must I breathe?

NOT Jeb!

I'll take care of that minor annoyance...

...taken over by the Jade Falcons. This 1-bedroom ranch home...

-58 (-)

...could be a crusty problem; let me set my plate on the mantle while I get to the core issue

-56(-)

No, bunker busters!

Universal Solder: Tale of an unemployed TV repairman that still has dozens of old circuit boards to repair Emesis: A trip to an ancient Roman vomitorium... Tan Girl: Our heroine spends a day at the beach 12 Moneys: I have a dozen different currencies in my pocket, guess what they are? The Cel: Animation artist eschews CGI in favor of old-school painting on transparencies. 28 Days Late: Uh-oh, someone forgot her Pill!

Incorrect. cantab?

Raccoon?

Banned for believing Heavy can use a PC...

You may have launched them, but you did not aim properly. They all skim across the launch area and end up hitting the mountains west of KSC. The rock debris from above strike buries the next player...

-54 (-)

"Did it anyway."

No, but I have some fungicide that might do the trick...

I've never seen a bat that looks like a baseball. Is it a vampire that drank too much? Where is my oil?

Granted. But given heating effects due to it's proximity to the Sun, it's now a planet of soup. Beef noodle, I believe. I wish for a decent cup of coffee this morring.