mythbusters844

Banned for making fun of Steam's servers

Burn baby burn!

xxXX_StEpHeN_H4kIn6s_XXxx says that's impossible.

8/10 Shiny quotes and fancy boats EDIT: Hey, that rhymed!

>be me >cruisin at minmus in a tank rover >thisisthelife.jpg >suddenly rcs thrusters fire for no reason >accelerate to 120 m/s going across the surface >suddenly lift off the ground cause we're basically in orbit >ohpoop.gif >going higher and higher >now so high up that you can cover minmus with your thumb >werescrewed.jpg >falling back down >fellow crewmember is freaking the heck out >tfw you know youre about to die >less than 1km from the surface >passing over a salt lake but can't land cause out of fuel >see a mountain ahead which will be our grave >both of us are freaking out >going nearly 130 m/s >smash into it and see a burst of light before everything goes black >guy opens simulator hatch door and says we failed >mfw

"Addiction to addition can result in severe depression."

8/10 Really cool planes but nothing else

7/10 Nice replicas

A space shuttle w/ carrier plane I made a rreeaalllyy long time ago. I don't have the .craft file as it's on my old computer. .

HET. Press the button to turn into President Barack Hussein Obama.

"dont do doritos kids or ill quikscope ur craigslist on fedora ( á° Üʖ á°)"

Granted. You get to space and accidentally launch yourself on an interstellar trajectory using the fuel you were saving for a deorbit burn. I wish I had a B-29.

*smashes button* ANYTHING FOR PLUTO! Press the button to have Jeb as your co-pilot, but he straps boosters onto your car (not saying it's unsafe )

Banned for having a cool sig.

Granted. As you're downloading the TV shows, a natural gas pipe bursts outside. The gas silently floats about when it encounters a short-circuited snail massager, causing the gas to detonate and kills you. I wish I had a cat.

wait a minute m8s megatiger78 means a large tiger. A large tiger can be symbolic for a powerful ruler. Obama is a powerful ruler. Obama is the ruler of the United States. The United States' declaration of independence was signed in 1776. 1+7+7+6 = 21 There are 26 letters in the alphabet. 26-21=5 Japan has 5 letters. Nintendo is based in Japan. Nintendo just released Super Smash Brothers 4 Wii U. Super Smash Brothers 4 Wii U has the worst title ever. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings has a weird title. Nobody wants to know Why the Caged Bird Sings. Nobody wants to know about bad stuff. Bad stuff can be found in books. "Books" has 5 letters. A quarter is equal to ¢25. 25/5=5. Five has four letters. 4 has four letters. 4-4=(brb, gotta use calculator; k back)0 0 has the shape of an oval. An eye is shaped like an oval. Eye has 3 letters. Illuminati has 3 sides and 1 eye. Megatiger78 = Illuminati CONFIRMED!!1!

quikscopd 4 not typin in MLG f0rmat m8 ( á° Üʖ á°)

caused the KSC

"Green guy: Oh! She's right there! What should I say to her? Purple girl: Ugh, I hate that green guy." Some weird bug I ran into yesterday

Granted. The settings are automatically set, so you open up a game only to find that the settings are set to "Beyond Freaking Realistic Brah". This causes your CPU, GPU, and other system components to turn into a ball of plasma. This ball rapidly expands and completely destroys your home, killing you and anyone else in it. I wish that notes weren't so booooooring.

Jebediah Kerman ate

4/2 3spooky5me

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8/10 Purdy crafts