Dude, you have to post something that COUNTERS the previous post, not something that you simply wanted to post. Read the rules. Anyways... Who needs cannons when you have rockets?
Woah, it's decimating the soup! I think this is the perfect time to remind you that there are no refunds on soup. Waiter! Soup there's speakerphone picture frame!
A video (Indiyskiy fil'm nyeryeal'niy boy which I guess translates to "Indian film ____ ____?") which shows a completely fake fight that's in a language I really want to learn.
Granted. It undergoes hasty unintentional lithobraking on landing that results in rapid unplanned disassembly of the lander and a loss of crew. I wish I could into space.
Granted. Squad rushes the update and it turns out that it has a bug in which it overheats your system components and permanently damages them. They find out that you made them release the update faster and make you pay for all damages that everyone experienced. I wish my computer worked.