AlamoVampire

@Scarecrow71 see and raise 002901262023 just noticed: new page. 022401262023

@Deddly I see you and raise: 174601252023

Granted. You take on an infinite number of tasks but become catatonically paralyzed and cannot function. i wish a happy wish of wishful happiness. 073101252023

Granted, you reach the kitchen and become a fried egg. i wish to have a tuna sandwich. 021701252023 oh new page!

Granted. You get a plank of wood with “shelf” written on it in coconut jell-o. i wish for everyone here to receive the following: a large thin crust pizza topped with: ONLY anchovies and pineapple and the crust. No sauce, no cheese. 203101242023 202301242023

@Scarecrow71 opening a pineapple can and tricking First Tiger @Deddly is 100 demerits! 165201242023

@Ryajaexciting news! I hope you have clear skies the day you finish up so you can go outside to get first light into it! 165101242023

@Minmus Taster technically it is still a planet, just no longer a regular planet because reasons. Now, lets corrupt this again: pluto becomes a full planet again but Earth becomes a bowl of soggy cereal. i wish for another hug! 204401232023

My ruling was fair! I will maliciously comply with a bath. Enjoy cleaning up @Deddly!! also as Lord Emperor, Supreme Ruler and Moderator Supreme my prior ruling clearly stands. I offer First Tiger @Deddly a tuna fish sandwich to join me in solidarity. 162301232023

I, AlamoVampire Lord Emperor, Supreme Ruler and Moderator Supreme here proclaim a rule: All new rules recently announced by a pretender, one @Scarecrow71 are invalid as I am Lord Emperor, Supreme Ruler and Moderator Supreme was not consulted about his recent rules. His punishment is to sing the Very Sorry Song and write me a Poem of Apology. Until then, Scarecrow71 remains in the penalty box guarded by my Snow Goon Army! 153801232022

@Deddly 073301232023

@Deddly more points and guaranteed victory for me? 031701232023

new rule for every point @Deddly gets, I get septuple points. For every oogy and noogie he gets @Scarecrow71 gives Deddly 10 points and Scarecrow71 loses 100 points. 194001222023

William W. Schonely (June 1, 1929 – January 21, 2023), nicknamed "The Schonz", was an American sports broadcaster who was the play-by-play announcer for the Portland Trail Blazers for almost three decades, from the team's launch in 1970 until 1998. 154401222023

Granted. Pluto is a planet but Earth is demoted to cheese doodle. i wish for a hug. 044201222023

010901222023

Granted. You are now a sentient glowing puddle of goo. i wish this wish triggers a new page! 181601212023 and it didnt… so corruption? 181701212023

052701212023 new page! 053801212023

angry birds are real. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Bearded reedling is the species btw 021901212023

Granted. We all start wishing for the same thing you just did! I wish people would stop wishing for things they've already wished for and had corrupted. ok ok joke aside heres my actual wish for your corrupting pleasure: I wish i had a replicator from star trek the next gen/voyager/ds9 193301202023

@Deddly its not my top favorite but its one of them: 002601202023

@Jacob Kerman these pics should help but @Scarecrow71 is correct, even my visual aid save for image 3 are going to be wrong sooner rather than later. 184301192023 @Deddly its definitely one of the sweeter strips he did. If i can find it on the web ill post mine no promise on pixel count 184501192023

034401192023

043001182023

You have a fancy hammer. what would the cow say if the fox said moo? 042801182023 oo new page! 042901182023