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10 / 10 Yay science~!

92 / 0.90 (there is a secret message in these two numbers) Oh and in case everypon- I MEAN Everbody hasn't already found out: WE ARE IN A SIGNATURE ARMS RACE RIGHT NOW. Oh, crap! They almost found out i have the brony virus in me! Well, at least i'm not fully turned.

??? / 10 An insult to Bronies or antibronies, or perhaps just an insult to fandoms in general?

I smash the colony and bump this thread, ensuring it does not die. The smell of burning, rotten sulfur fills the next poster's nose as Venus appears.

0 / 10 Actually, your mud-based religion is really annoying, why don't ya just hide it?

-10 / 999 NO! MORE! MUD! .huh. ittlelittley.

11/10 Hello again.

E: Snow shoes so i don't sink.

The humerus stops 3 inches away from my skin, and then falls back into the black hole. The next poser is a tiny ant working inside an ant colony on the surface of my skin.

10/10 You may be a troll, but i still like you for sci fi that i somehow am able to make sense of.

10/10 But i do still not like you.

Indeed. I must now resist the temptation to talk binary! Waiter, there's an 01100001 01110011 01110011 in my soup!

I report you to the mods, you're banned. The next poster chants "Venus is love, Venus is life" all day long, Venus (the goddess) appears before them and floods the room there' in with Venusian atmosphere.

True. Stay away from Mr. Stalin's snacks, Hitler! The user below me is secretly Yuri Gagarin's ghost.

I fire a cardboard mock-up if me, and the homing missile explodes away from me. The next poster plays SpaceEngine and dies of extreme excitement.

Kidnappery? Natural selection? Trolling? EDIT: ooohhh....

Ninjaing me? CHEATER! Real players are always a brony, so that i can rip on them!

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Assassination? Murder? Sniping? Hacking?

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Lack of avatar and usage of colorful signature? Ye be a cheetaaaaarrr! Only nay-cheetaaaaarrrs be havin' a regulaarrr avatar and signatargh!

Co2? /////

Banned for banning someone who mentioned my home state and current location.

I then cut my self out of the vacuum's bag and then throw the knife at the next poster.

B@nn3dz0rz 4 n0t uz1ng l33tzp33k.