Souper

Cantab, you're getting close, i think.

Yes....The Kraken will know suffering beyond his darkest fears...

Hint: It's related to 3D space. My guesses: A vector? 3D coordinates? KSP's coordinate scheme?

Then Kerbin would have alot more Kerbal inside! What if i wasn't currently engaged in forum shenanigans with vexx32?

All i see here is Hilton come true.

Then it wouldn't last for long, as Mercury is boring. What if i obsessed over Earth?

Then the gravity would be a lot lower. What if Propane?

Here we have a ship about to accelerate to lightspeed. When it does, something strange happens; it burns up in atmospheric reentry. Why? Let's have a look. In space, there are only a few atoms per square centimeter, and most of these atoms are hydrogen. Normally, going at orbital speeds around Earth would mean these atoms aren't frequently hit enough to be encountered as drag. However, when travelling at the speed of light, these atoms are being hit so often it's like going through REENTRY. Except here, we have atoms that are so massively energetic, the ship would be incinerated and shredded almost instantly. Do you know what this means? It means we are going to take a long, LONG time until we develop SAFE lightspeed travel.

Not accusing someone else of cheating? CHEATER! Real players always accuse others of cheating, and always follow the all-glorious ways of Stalin and his wonderful system of communism.

We would generally be happier. what if Scott Manly was a demoman?

Then i would instantly lose faith in Jeb. What if i went to Venus in a magic spacesuit and fought the REAL last boss of the solar system?

Me replying to myself.

Chains. /////////

We have a WINNER!

Rapping. //

45. When you see Hitler on the nintendo wii.

I would die of a heart attack and confusion. What if i went to Venus with a magic spacesuit and fought the last boss of the solar system?

You teleport me to the location of a long-dead black hole, which you apparently didn't know was so far away the last bit of light it bent had yet to reach Telescopes on Earth. Telescopes on Earth then collapse with the next poster in one of them.

I don't know why, but apparently giving Earth a "real" designation seems to give me a better sense of objectivity. But we DID decide to to this, what kind of system would we use to name it? I'm hoping this: Body type: TP: terrestrial planet. GG: gas giant. BD: brown dwarf. PP: proto-planet. DP: dwarf planet. AS: asteroid. Life (L): 1 means yes, 0 means no. Civilization ©: 0 - 5. Please see Kardashev scale to see what value to put in this. If there is no civilization present, simply type "X" into it. First line: numbers 0-?: nearby galaxies. (0 is milky way, ? is farthest galaxy ever discovered. Second line: distance from star to galactic center. (Measured in lightyears.)(Should describe star's closest approach.) Sun = 26093.0109 Third line = Planet number. 1 is closest planet, ? is farthest. Earth = 3. (Optional: Moon: put a -a, b, c ,e, exc. beside the last bit of the designation. So: TP-L1-C0-0-26093-3.

Close. ////

Yay i get to post! Perpetually present, and yet nowhere Torments you always from the moment you see him He will find you in the end, for he always does.

I teleport ontop of the lego pile, and survive. I then rocket jump onto the next poster, and kill them off with my Market Gardener.

Maybe.......This thread?

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Well, what if the martian didn't use / need blood? (it's a radiovore, so...) Or could survive / adapt to / stand in environments of 5 g's for atleast 1 hour? (on Mars, this strength is to take advantage of the low gravity and jump to really high ledges.)