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Russia. Again.

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Banned simply because i have lods of emone.

Welcome to the wrong thread, how banned am i?

Banned because the bronies like something meant for little girls. Or little girs.

0.01 M/S?!?!?! THAT'S LIGHTING FAST! Call the navy, we have to destroy it quick! Waiter, there's a Barrack Obama in my soup!

Banned because bronies should be executed in the worst way imaginable, and also because i aim to FIX communism!

Banned for being a brony. More importantly, not being a communist.

Banned for resisting, and also because i tricked you into not banning me. Umad? (хðхðхðхðхðхðхðхðхð!)

Òðü ñуôõт òыÑÂûðý ò ÿûðýõты Òõýõрð!

*There is a note on that table that reads "Of course, i am a water balloon."* Waiter, there's a Grox soldier in my soup!

Indeed, sir. I have utterly no idea whatsoever what a goldcrest is. Waiter, there's nothing in my soup! This place is really clean, thanks! (-WAITER PROMOTED-)

Pro: Never be disrespected. Con: SQUAD will rip you limb from limb by 1.0.0 The ability to summon Coca-cola's whenever you wish.

Yes. It looks like Joseph Stali- uhh i mean MARIO! Yeah, Mario. Waiter, there's a communist in my soup!

Well then why not start liking Venusian regolith?

I would take my boots off and run out of the mud barefoot. I would then take everything except my shorts off and wrestle a bear. What if Spongebob never existed?

10/10 Naw, i'm imagining venus today. But i'm pretending he/she is using a advanced suit.

20/10 I'm imagining the boots are stuck in Venusian regolith.

-9999999999/1000 I hate muddy boots. But boots covered in Venusian regolith...yeah!

Then we would never get v. 0.3.0 çтþ ôõûðть, õÑÂûø ÑÂтþ ýõ ñыûþ ò àþÑÂÑÂøø?

The forums would be better. What if sentient pickles ruled the world?

Transmission received from a game in ROBLOX: Hello. My name is Dr. Super, and i have landed on a little blue, red, and white planetoid inside the Roblox universe with the robloxian creatures. Wait, one of them is attacking my lander! Get out of he- OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A BAZOOKA- *respawns* *runs back through the portal, bringing a robloxian virus into the KSP forums*

11/10 XD Hilarious.

Then they would most likely become a interstellar empire, making friendships and enemies with aliens when necessary. What if the Grox are actually Humanity in the distant future?

I saw a giant terrible-looking avatar walk out of the portal. There's no doubt anymore. ROBLOX is invading us.