Souper

ERROR: Because im on the Mun, the SRB missed by 153 miles.

You drop me into your son. He gets mad and teams up with Jeb to kill the next poster.

DQ'd. It must be 100% stock 0.23 Carrer mode. NO EXEPTIONS!!!

If 2 Jools are orbiting eachother PERFECTLY, and Kerbin is is in the EXACT middle with no other celestial body nearby to disturb this "system"... Is it stable? http://i.imgur.com/OWULZjY.png

Read the rules again. That's the last time i'm changing them.

Oh wait...... Nope...

Yes. You win.

I've edited it, read the rules again...

Mwahahahaha!!!! Good luck, sucker!!! Goal: Preform a solar escape trajectory.....with limited tech. DO IT ON CARREER 0.23. You may use nuclear engines. You may not use ion propulsion. You may not use more than 1 stage to reach solar escape. (EDIT: You can use a lifter, but when it's time for the interstellar burn, no more then 1 stage!!! You must use the fuel tank with black stripes, or smaller. NO MODS. You may not use RTB's. No refueling. You MUST reach solar escape. Result: Recreate my first interstellar flight. Scoring system is the first Scott Manley to preform this definitley do-able hardship. And finally, the proof of do-ability: http://i.imgur.com/MtnrWi1.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/s1lBKX5.jpg

Lemme just barge in here.....I see a tiny black dot resembling a skyscraper......*grabs microscope* Oh, i just crushed a dragon!

I launch Infinity Universe's via hax

Jeb, who had secretly hijacked the plane earlier on, flies away from me. He lands, grabs a baseball bat, shouts "WHERE'S MY MONEY?!?!?!" and begins beating the next poster to death.

Banned for being located on a Super-Earth w/ hot temperatures

I launch quadrillions of Jupiters via a gravitron.

I begin to fade away, but then i use the TARDIS to travel back in time to mow em' down with a chainsaw. While in the past, i fling the chainsaw at the next poster before he went into stasis.

I rule quadrillions of SRB's via a hive mind

I blast it to bits with my Super-Duper Plasmablaster I do the same thing to the next poster.

P.S You have a spacesuit, but not enough air/food/water/precious yummy snaks/MOAR BOOSTERZ

I die. 3 Days later i appear at KSC like nothing at all happened. I shoot a portal at the roof of the VAB and then on the Mun, sucking stuff into it. Have fun, Mikeman!

I am.......!!!!! Whoops, i'm on the MUN, not the MOON. XD But i teleport the next poster to the MOON. Bye!

So... I just experiment with maneuver nodes on my first try?

Ok, i've been doing interplanetary burns from solar orbit, that's what allows me to go to other planets.

Pretty sure this post belongs somewhere else, but i dunno. I am just plain stumped, can ya help me out?

Banned.....for....THEY KNOW I'M A SPY DISGUISED AS A SENTIENT PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!

Antimatter blocked by Neutral Matter. I throw Dark Junior's bad spelling at the next poster.