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Red pill, or blue pill?

MEAR BAWSTURZ11!!1!one!

Banned....because......ummm.....THEY KNOW I'M A PROGRAM!!! *runs away*

Granted. You receive a computer disc with SHODAN on it >:[) I want a miniature Vexx to gaurd my computer at night.

Banned for not being Canadian.

Stand on Mars, or Venus? (with invincibility)

PS. Already got a xbox.

Granted, but you grow tired of life and try to kill yourself, only to realize you can't die. You spend the rest of your life in endless torment. I wish The Kraken was dead, and Jeb to blow vexx's head off in a futile attempt to kill him.

Fallout 4 or GTA V?

Pepperoni.

Granted. They are all horribly corrupted. I wish the next poster died right after saying "Granted, but-"

5/10 Meh.

Coke. Mac or Wii? (both are terrible)

∞/10 You win, dude.

10/10 Neat.

Neither, i like KSP. Killed by Mashy-spike-plates, or having The Moon crash into Earth, with you right under it?

Blocked by Vault 101's blast door. I also use the Gravity Manipulotron 3000 to hurl it (the blast door) into the next poster.

Year 928: Klenderman is captured by a group of khristians, and handed over to the Kerbal millitary for interogation.

Year 902: The sillhoutte is nicknamed "Klenderman"; it hitches a ride and lands at Kerbin.

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This. Is. AWSOME.

Year 901: A Creepy, Black Silhouetted figure is spotted standing off in the distance near MB. Some colonists go insane, and a insane assylum is constructed.

Year 886: Cure.

Year 870: The Munar Dust settles back into the surface, and the atmosphere is breathable.