Year 2311: After lots of listening in on the FTL probe, the kerbals discover weird aliens. They are VERY similar to kerbals, but they have grey skin, huge pitch-black eyes, and long limbs. They are emotionless.
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/60603-Stuck-with-the-above-posters-avatar-%28Redux%29/page5?highlight=avatar+elevator Hate for this one to go to waste.
Year 34545755234436546: Emmet kerman arives on a kerbin with a toxic atmosphere, and ruins of an advanced civilization. Good thing he just so happened to have his lucky gas mask. He found a time machine and went to the past.
Year 2014: The Democrats launch an all-out attack on Thin Islands, which results in the assasination of The Komunist forces's leader. Democracy takes over kerbin.
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Year 1070: The Glitch war ends with a mysterious company called "SQUAD,INC" coming into the picture. Somehow, some way, the glitches stop, and protesters back down and hand over the evebal tech. Then, they are all executed.