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Tery215

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  1. Screenshots alone cannot describe the awe of crashing into things at 15g with the brand new camera shake.
  2. You can level up your kerbals, which allows Jebediah to use the node selector. In order to do this, have him perform tasks like going into orbit, planting flags, etc.
  3. My goo canisters exploded during my 3rd space mission, but it's really weird because they exploded 1 km above the ocean... How do I make them stop exploding? Do I have to land at night?
  4. Granted. It contains... electrons. I wish for a corrupted save.
  5. Granted. You are now the cheapest gardener, instead of the desired effect of a shovel that kills people when you get hit by explosions. I wish for a square.
  6. Granted. Immoral people are now immortal. I wish for less artificial coloring.
  7. Granted. Instead of dying textile products, you are sentenced to life in prison. I wish for 20% of cheese.
  8. Your hill was destroyed by a derailed hype train going through it. My hype-contaminated rubble.
  9. I summon meteors to snipe your turrets and you. My hill.
  10. Granted. You receive one duck, instead of the nothing that you wished for. I wish for giant fruits.
  11. Granted. You are hit by a meteor, but you are too busy rampaging to notice. The world explodes. I wish for football in space.
  12. Granted. All weapons no longer work, they simply dock with their intended target. Laser weapons, though... I wish for a ray-asteroid.
  13. I wait 50 years for the imperial knights to get senile. Then, my rocket bears crash into said knights, launching them into space. My hill.
  14. I send in bears with rockets on them. They go straight through the projection. My holoprojection-based simulation of hills.
  15. Granted. You get a giant super mega ultra power coil that causes all of your wireless devices to catch on fire. I wish for all forms of technology to duplicate themselves.
  16. Granted. You accidentally ship your power unit far away. The excessively large induction field destroys the earth. I wish for an eternal clown.
  17. I feed Ethan a couple of flags with my name on them. My hill.
  18. I find a trash can to hide in while you shoot each-other with sci-fi. My trash can.
  19. Granted. Your house wants to move out of your parents now, and leaves. I wish for more numbers.
  20. Granted. It's so perfectly evil that you give up on moderating it. I wish for an ore detector.
  21. Granted. Everyone has nuclear bombs now. I wish for the ability to turn logs into sticks with my fists.
  22. I put kerbals on it. They find an insane way to cause the most explosions. In the sun. My incandescent plasma.
  23. Granted. You aren't a wizard and you get flushed down the toilet by other students. I wish for a resizable screen.
  24. Granted. You are now a hologram. I wish for 2 million pieces of copper.
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