Tery215
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I beam you (and the tanks) up into space. You remain as a beam until you hit jupiter. Then you die. My hill.
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Granted. Your blood is now full of sharp silicon chips. I wish for an ice staff.
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Headcrab pods crash around the hill. The people become zombies. Zombies' hill.
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Granted. It makes holes in walls, using giant orbs of death-energy. I wish for death-energy to be a thing.
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The flag is still there. All you did was "decimate" it. Sesni's hill.
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Granted. You can now light fires, but it uses up your impunity. You are punished. I wish for beans.
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I can listen to it, it sounds like a version of the start screen music.
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I lead an army of dwarves under the hill. They stay there, causing insomnia for everyone above. My hill.
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Granted. They parachute into the ocean and are categorized as meteors. The kerbal space program classifies Earth as an Ultra-Eve planet. I wish for gps to work in every game.
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Granted. They don't stop meta-wishes when they wish to real genies outside of forum games. I wish for holograms.
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You die from radiation. Congrats on not equipping that power armour. I send in literal strips of muscles to defend the hill. No life, just muscle strips. My hill.
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I build giant curved radiation mirrors (out of unobtanium) and use them to vaporize General Rarity's head. My headless corpse with power armor on the hill.
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Granted. Your inability to convey the intended meaning of that wish results in: Cars that you and your relatives own spontaneously crash into thin air whenever you're bored. I wish for the planet to be bombarded by car-sized invisible spheres.
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Granted. It's just a regular old farming game, since there's nothing left to fight. I wish for molten ice.
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Granted. The Earth now has one more balance for measuring relative mass. I wish for some radiation.
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I construct a mini-city on the hill. My hill.
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Granted. It's a giant tube that eats human heads by sucking them [into itself]. I wish for a coffee robot to replace all other gamers.
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I fill megatiger's universe with trash. My trash dimension.
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Fire all weapons. There might be a bad guy hiding in those. Wagon 38: I've found a lawyer who works for Souper.
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Granted. The coffee never ran out. In fact, you're drinking 14 billion year old coffee. I wish for a dragon.
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See, if you do this trick with the fingers up close to the eyes, you can make them look like sausages! Waiter, there's a virtual reality headset in my soup!
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Stick it in the RPG launcher. Wagon 35: I've found plans for the destruction of the ice caps!
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It's an alien! Fire death grenades. Wagon 31: I've found a lightbulb!
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That's the spoon. Waiter, there are beans in my soup!
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You accidentally plant a flag on a kitten. The kitten police come. My hill.