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Tery215

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  1. Support - I was flying these ships the other day with monoprop engines, and it turns out the probe core was backwards.. Could never finish any maneuver nodes with the primary monoprop engines, had to use RCS.
  2. Granted. Instead of humans, it launches lots of potatoes (safety raisins). The potatoes warp into another solar system and become the overlords of all life. I wish for brains to be considered a type of computer.
  3. Granted. American Cheese is made out of CHEMICALS. It is banned from the everywhere. I wish that the universe was a cat.
  4. Granted. Every galaxy begins to shake violently. A star crashes into the earth, killing everyone. I wish for brains to be indivisible while they are alive.
  5. 100^(100^100) My number is bigger!
  6. Granted. You are now in the Never dimension, where other things that will never happen happen. Such as the moon falling. I wish for more time, preferably between point A and point B in space.
  7. Granted. She no longer plays KSP, because I gave her to you in a cage. I wish for a larger television screen.
  8. Granted. You are now lumpy. I wish for a negative space adder.
  9. Granted. You receive 2 extra senses of pain. One can see pain, another can taste pain. I wish to know what pain looks like.
  10. I plant a plant on the hill. My pea-shooter and fortress.
  11. I dig a fortress into your hill. My old hill fortress.
  12. Make a ship with 4 2-man lander cans.
  13. Your hill is taken by rocket scientists and used as landing gear. My hill on another planet.
  14. Granted. Euclidean geometry no longer exists, and the horizon seems to wobble. All of a sudden, while flying, the earth splits into dozens of pieces and you end up back where you started. I wish for planes to be spelled "plains".
  15. I insert a record in your contraption that cannot be played. My hill.
  16. 2160: All space programs are cancelled because the rocket engines turned into muffins.
  17. Granted. It slowly transforms into a goat. I wish for pointy laser fingers.
  18. A teenage boy goes to college.
  19. Granted. You can only use it in First Person Shooters. No using it in real life or in KSP. I wish for exotic matter.
  20. Megatiger's orbital kill weapon is used up. I ship a 5 meter cube of soldiers to the hill. My hill.
  21. Granted. You get all of the fame for your extremely lucky dancing, but you fall over half-way. I wish for a doge.
  22. I use a 5 meter cube of soldiers. My hill.
  23. I think that the companies are paying you to rescue their kerbals. They already have the rocket parts (as shown in test contracts) at all times. But, it would be good for players to only get these contracts once they've proven they can complete them.
  24. Granted. Entropy now decreases with every interaction. See that internal organ of yours? BAM, it exploded! Negative second law of thermodynamics. I wish that the universe was fed dog food.
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