Support - I was flying these ships the other day with monoprop engines, and it turns out the probe core was backwards.. Could never finish any maneuver nodes with the primary monoprop engines, had to use RCS.
Granted. Instead of humans, it launches lots of potatoes (safety raisins). The potatoes warp into another solar system and become the overlords of all life. I wish for brains to be considered a type of computer.
Granted. Every galaxy begins to shake violently. A star crashes into the earth, killing everyone. I wish for brains to be indivisible while they are alive.
Granted. You are now in the Never dimension, where other things that will never happen happen. Such as the moon falling. I wish for more time, preferably between point A and point B in space.
Granted. Euclidean geometry no longer exists, and the horizon seems to wobble. All of a sudden, while flying, the earth splits into dozens of pieces and you end up back where you started. I wish for planes to be spelled "plains".
I think that the companies are paying you to rescue their kerbals. They already have the rocket parts (as shown in test contracts) at all times. But, it would be good for players to only get these contracts once they've proven they can complete them.
Granted. Entropy now decreases with every interaction. See that internal organ of yours? BAM, it exploded! Negative second law of thermodynamics. I wish that the universe was fed dog food.