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Somebody else already did that. Super's unoriginal action.

A mega Uzi pops out of the ground and shoots you. My hill.

The kerbal did not die in a rocket explosion because of Deadly Reentry. I wish that the toilet was destructible.

Don't forget to eat it. Waiter, there's a giant block of salt in my soup!

Sorry, your existence is cancelled and you cannot create any dimensions because you do not exist. My quantum foam or whatever.

Yeah no. It's more like: Guess coords, (100 - 10^-50)% chance of not hitting anything.

If the Mun has a somewhat unrealistic gravity model (SoI), then your ordbits shouldn't be spontaneously changing.

I put a bowl over it. My trap for RC cars.

You really caught me on the Rock Container. It's like science, but in solid form.

Nope, sorry, I'm an elf. Mr. Muddy Boots

Complete a contract to launch a 3.75 cylinder into orbit (that you get as one of those parts with a blue background, like test contracts) Then, when you run "Test" on the cylinder, a scene begins where an evil-looking kerbal presses a button that causes the cylinder to unfold. It reveals a laser-looking thingy that thus destroys Kerbin.

I draw angry faces on the nebula from the safety of my spaceship. Also the window has crayon on it. My spaceship.

I cover up the sun with a giant, cosmic smiley face. My dark planet.

What's a hero kerbal? Mr.MuddyBoots/Sun?

Danny got to it first. Mods are pretty cool, but glitches are even more cool.

Meanwhile, a small fraction of every existing star explodes. Somehow a dove the size of a small aircraft came out of this radiation fest and grabs GreeningGalaxy by the leg. It drags GreeningGalaxy back to space, where galaxies belong. Also, the small reduction in stars does 0.6 damage to GreeningGalaxy. My planet.

The blimp comes back and melts your optics-processing area of your brain using photons. My well-defended area that extends to the horizon.

Even if you could pass through the planet at speeds far higher (in terms of c - x) than those in the LHC, the effect observed in the LHC probably still applies. Given a far greater quantity of particles and a far greater collision area, you would either disintegrate or die from the acceleration.

Granted, but lilla turns out to be a bloated man-thing that eats humans. Also everyone is being eaten by lilla. I wish for the server to have space for me.

I bring in a giant blimp and fire a laser through you with... BLIMP MOUNTED LAZORS! My blinded mud-liker-killer.

I conquer the hill with an army of conga dudes. My hill of conga, which is being carried off into the sunset by millions of conga dudes.

I conga. My conga planet.

If you don't really need the part of the runway that you don't put vehicles on, just don't bother repairing it.

It is not possible to "actually stop". [2] In a different way, this is because you can't change any object's temperature to absolute zero.

7/10, the text is so small on the bottom..