Tery215
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I made a pretty inefficient lander. Still pretty, though.
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An electromagnetic pulse interrupts your takeoff to Kerbin. Bet you know where it's from My abandoned spacecraft.
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Granted. You are a cannibal fish, and suffer severe [symptom of cannibalism]. I wish for a carnivorous train that gets road rage and destroys hype trains.
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I send space pirates after myself in an odd attempt to steal the star. Space pirates' star.
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Granted. He donates an infinitely large booster train, but one of the boosters was attacked by Jeb and the earth gets destroyed. I wish that infinity was covered in fog.
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I throw a star into Jool. My "space mission".
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Granted. You accidentally fire a magic friction ray into the moon (during a sporting event), which spontaneously disassembles. Chaos ensues. I wish that the moon would spontaneously disassemble.
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Granted. You receive a little bunny, but it has glowing red eyes and purple fur. Your head is eaten. I wish that I will receive a green health bar.
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I drill thru the hill. My collapsed icy hill, and pile of Karbonite.
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Granted. It's beamed up to the K. ACRONYM. enterprise so that spockilogic can eat it. I wish that pirates had laser guns, including the interweb pirats.
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The floating island crumbles. My cookie crumble.
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so is everything happening? Waiter, there's a vibrating metal box in my soup!
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I spill juice all over it. Little kids form a horde and bite greeninguniverse. She turns into a little kid. Greeninguniverse's juice-smothered hill, which is considerably icky by non-child standards.
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You sink into the mud. Mars smashes into the mud so hard it turns into sedimentary rock. My beach/apocalyptic crater zone.
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a Mars smashes into your face 10 times. I take this golden opportunity to steal all your pies. My pies.
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I accidentally spill the juice. My meager-verse.
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Then I would explain the consequences of the question of such texts. What if Venus married earth?
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Granted, but it turns out the inhabitants aren't pleased by your ultimate power. They steal your magical power fire and shoot lasers at you. I wish I had a magical power fire to replace all of those uranium rods and coal plants.
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Banned for explaining how the 2previous poster got banned in french.
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Granted. It's powered by hype, and the tank is almost empty. I wish for more kirby.
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I make billions of clones of Man McGeneric Dude. I drop all of them from orbit, onto the hill. My semi-communist hill.
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Granted. You're stuck inside it, and are being deported to a magical fairy realm. I wish to be a slave inside of the magical fairy realm.
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I expand (via death lasers) every object in the universe so that it exceeds GreeningUniverse's size, thus rendering GreeningGalaxy's powers ineffective. My cloud of hot debris.
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Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy installs a giant magnet that interrupts a random given communications line and points it towards your phone. It just so happens that Spock gets beamed down into your phone today.. I wish that logic was more Spockical.
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*takes soup* This soup is needed on another planet. Waiter! It's a me, mario! ... in my soup.
