Tery215
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Granted, but your thoughts displease spock. Spock comes to phaser you. I wish that spock would come to [shoot] phaser [beams at] Hired Gun.
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I shove all the rest of the universes into a box, including the entities GreeningUniverse and megatiger. Then I slap greeningUniverse until all she does is cause the laws of physics to be true. Because vacuum cleaner cleans universes. My boxes.
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I wonder why people go to this restaurant to buy such expensive soups. Waiter, my soup is a sink!
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Granted. You lose the ability to speak... And to swallow. I wish that events would be incapable of repeating themselves, including the "event" of cellular reproduction.
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I start a revolution and throw mud on greeninggalaxy. She is downgraded into a book. My mudified book.
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There aren't many important things we need sentient AI's for. For example, if you want an AI to fly a super-ultra bird plane, do you really need to be able to talk to the AI for it? or do you just need to mess around with the coding inside using a monitor, so that it behaves as desired? -
Granted. The computer runs away from you at 2000c. I wish that his wish was corrupted in another galaxy.
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Then you would be owning a laptop or mud container. What if Sun started selling mud containers?
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Granted. The wishmaking fairy edits for you. As a result, you get banned. I wish for I AM GROOT.
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I make a box containing you. I shake it around a little and yell into it, saying that I own it. A thousand worlds crumble in fear of the universe lord. My universe.
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I use electromagnetic pulse from neutron star [cluster]. Which I pointed towards the earth. Every single one. My dark ages.
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Granted. You quickly realize that hydrogen doesn't actually generate energy when it forces fusion with uranium. It loses energy. (that ninja tho) Granted. The wishmaking fairy sends you to the voids. I wish for some neptunium-236 from the most recent unluck event.
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Control Alt Delete. My tablet of infinite power.
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Granted. Chicken taquitos instead. Srsly, those things are pretty much the flavor of fries, but they have chicken inside them. I wish that little Chicken Taquito men spouted out of the next user's mouth.
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I send doom robots. My army of corpses. Just corpses, not zombies.
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Granted. Since doctors are now not liable to the "take your own medicine policy", as dis-enforced by me, they give people yucky berries instead of real medicine. No consequences for them I wish that yucky berries cured [x].
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I do a chop to the neck. On your thunderhead fleet. My dead thunderhead fleet.
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See the enterprise. See the enterprise go boldly. Pow pow pow! No more cities for the enterprise to go boldly on.
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During reentry, I use my extensive war space program to fire a rock at your re-entering ship. The shielding is damaged and you fall out. My greeninggalaxy.
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Well, that's the mud soup. Waiter! There's a sun in my soup! He's enjoying the mud too much.
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I create a magical supervisible waypoint in space that you are currently not moving relative to. My center of the universe.
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I sprinkle magic fairy dust to form a debris cloud, which slams into floppster. My dead astronaut with fairy dust.
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Granted. It turns out it's space pirate season... I wish for twelve Bilbo Bagginses instead of X amount of dwarves.
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Don't worry, the aliens are [REDACTED] you right now! Waiter, there's ketchup in my soup!
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Granted. You are now a wolf, and only require half the food that humans do. I wish for procedurally generated galactic structures.