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Tery215

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  1. Granted. The universe is being controlled by a desktop Linux comp. The nerd who owns it decides to make the sun roar and smash the earth to pieces on its head. I wish for an angry sun, like the one the nerd made.
  2. Are you sure you didn't just drop it? Waiter, there's an MP3 app in my soup!
  3. I send knights. Geneeric knights. My feudal society living among the Iron Hills.
  4. Granted. All of them are designed to specifically exclude your demographic, and as such, you do not like them. I wish I liked more things.
  5. I use /spreadplayers @e. All of you (and me (and every object that is not a voxel)) appear on Square-Voxel megaplanet. I'm the only one to land on a hill. My hill, composed primarily of square-voxels.
  6. Well, was your soup spoon in the soup lately? Waiter, there's monopropellant in my soup!
  7. Granted. It's a single word, hidden in the HOCGaming charity livestream. (srsly, he probably did say something in that stream) I wish for a regular dozen.
  8. Oh, the Quantum Vacuum Plasma actually turned out to be a string attached to your meats and vegetables. They just flew away. Waiter, there's a white hole in my soup! It appears to be flooding the restaurant with soup.
  9. No.. My bones would get weak, so would my muscles, I would suffer from increased radiation, and prolonged exposure to high gravities is uncomfortable.
  10. Granted. It's star wars troopers. They all die from their horrible cardboard armour. I wish for a movie made entirely out of badger skin.
  11. No, you ordered the penguin soup. Waiter, there's a skull in my soup!
  12. You and your kerbal soup again? Maybe just stir it around and the nukes will go away. Waiter, there's a planet in my soup!
  13. That's the block of spice we put in every soup. Waiter! There's a carbon nanotube in my soup!
  14. Granted. He dies of time dilation. I wish for a chocolate unfactory.
  15. Granted. You do not live on Kerbin. When you try out the rocket propelled grenade, the laser guide is theoretically infinitely powerful. The universe explodes from infinite energy being expelled. I wish for a time.
  16. Wormholes are actually a kind of black hole. They would probably merge, thus destroying 2 black holes and creating a wormhole. What if ice could form at 60 degrees Centigrade?
  17. Granted. You cannot legally program the drone, and it is used by XBox Man to advertise air conditioning. I wish for xboxes to be replaced by boxes containing alien monsters.
  18. Ye, I think that hiding in the basement is a good plan.
  19. I use fungi to mind control you 2. My 2 friend-slaves.
  20. Er.. That's an Apple soup. Waiter, there's a cow in my soup!
  21. Well, did you order any? Waiter, there's a restaurant in my soup! Did your restaurant's chef cut up the rivaling restaurants and hide the evidence in the soup?
  22. It would be amazing to see a mobile platform vessel design app. I would mostly be amazed to see that a mobile could hold over half a gigabyte of RAM.
  23. No, that's just an ant. The restaurant is made of ants. Waiter! There's a government in my soup! It's firing missiles at me.
  24. You're not supposed to eat soup with forks. Waiter, there's no water in my soup! I ordered the water soup!
  25. Nope. We're all out of forks that didn't coalesce into a fork demon. Oh hey, your fork is.. floating? Waiter!! There's a fork demon in my soup!
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