Tery215

Minecraft isn't post-apocalyptic or a shooter. Nor is it story-based.

Granted. There are now three new decoupler bugs: Decouplers now cause the command pod or remote control module on anything attached to explode. Decouplers release a massive amount of radiation, at all times, that kills every kerbal in the space program. Decouplers no longer actually decouple; they dock all spaceships within active vessel range to the top of the decoupler, which destroys the upper stage entirely. I wish for a slimy, human-devouring ghost which is not loyal at all.

Granted. It suddenly continues, constantly. Your browser is 500 miles from your computer. I wish that KSP wouldn't break Google Chrome.

Granted. Your cat enters "5 weeks" into the sleep-o-clock, so you fall into a coma. Your cat is also a doctor, but makes sure that when you wake up you will be a cat-feeding zombie slave. You didn't really own a cat, but the cat coupon came with the sleep-o-clock. I wish for a massless white dwarf.

You left your mobile device in it. ( The Kraken comes out from the depths of the soup and eats it ) Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup!

Granted. Due to the vague definition of "ship" in "spaceship", you have been given a beveled airtight box with airtight windows. You are now hurling into the sun with no fuel or rocket engines to speak of, nor with any exit hatch. I wish for 2 numbers.

Granted. Solar panels have been reprogrammed to generate antimatter out of physics-violating-ly low amounts of sunlight. All of them explode. I wish for negative iron crowns.

It's like captain forever. I like it more.

Ick! We'll have to get you a new soup! ... And a new wireless plan! Waiter, there's a tentacle in my sop! It's still moving.

Kerbal Space Program\saves\kalbr spos progrim 420 noscop prah\persistent.sfs or other sfs files I recommend, open to .SFS [file] and CTRL-F for

What are you asking me for? I'm just a soup! Waiter, there's a contract in my soup!

Granted. The Deep Space Kraken is hurling it towards you. I wish for a proton.

Seriously, who scams a space program?

Granted. It gives you cancer. I wish for everything from the future to appear 2 AU from the sun.

Granted. The TV is now inside a truck, driving away from your house at 1/4 c. At least you found the TV remote inside your computer. I wish for 2 kilograms of electricity.

Granted. Your computer starts rumbling, and shoots out many tiny planets. They begin to clump together and create so much gravity you can no longer live. I wish for a greeeeeen car.

Granted. You receive a Tool Gun, which has only 1 use and can only make things 0.95 ^ 2 the size they are. I wish for multiply by 5.

..Woah.. I punched lag in the face! For the first time! To celebrate, I'll kill Jebediah Kerman. NasaMission's big dumb rockets aren't loading right.

Yes I can. The Mun K is not facing Kerbin. It is on the side. The Mun is *PERFECTLY* tidally locked. /tooserious

Granted, but you only play the drums. I wish for KSP super-size jets to cost 20 funds each, not including fuel.

Granted. Giant penguins that breathe ice live in Alaska now. The entire world freezes. I wish for a phone.

The corrupted chunk deletes you, for you are merely an explosive kerbal/creeper. Not a player. My zone of doom.

Granted. A time machine appears in front of you at the time this wish is granted. After killing the Wishmaking Fairy AND yourself, a time machine appears in front of you. I wish for 7 orbs of physics violation.

I reveal that it's actually a frog. I wish for the stars to drop trash onto Earth.

If you're playing hyper-hardcore, just launch your test vessels on another save. Yea, you can transfer vessels (blueprints). If you are so hardcore you won't even do that, your choices are limited only by your imagination. Not by the game.