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I hyperedit Moho to be inside The Sun. My Solar Empire.

Granted. You go at lightspeed and never actually land, but you get crushed thrice by impossibly high gravities. I wish for a LoTR movie.

Well, how else are we supposed to serve soup? Waiter!! There's liquid fuel in my soup!

No, the soup is oil. I don't think that's on the menu.. Waiter! There's a water dragon in my soup!

Granted, but it's brilliant. The world evapourates. All of it. Even the houses. I wish that Frozen simply didn't exist.

Granted. The ones that can normally be never understood are now only understood by the Men of Rohan. I wish for a mobile.

No, that's soy bean curd. Waiter, there's a microphone in my soup!

Granted. You have everyone else's hunger issues. I wish for a lamp for a lawyer instead of Soldier.

I turn the sand into sandstone (Geologic processes) and carve it into a statue of me. My statue.

Granted. The only thing it can run is the simulation of the same rocket, over and over. It doesn't have enough dV to leave Kerbin. Nice framerate, though. I wish that my computer magically expanded to be compatible with 8 more gigabytes of RAM

What ring? *takes gold ring* MY PRECIOUS! Waiter, there's a volcano in my soup!

Wait, where's the chef? Waiter, there's a corpse of the chef AND a shark fin in my soup!

Ugh, why does the chef have to put random people inside the Wednesday Non-Special soup? Waiter, there's elvis dust in my soup!

Hour 1: Stand around Hour 2: Go to McDonalds Hour 23.6: Try to commit suicide Hour 27: Get infected yeah, i can't do much else

Granted. You are now a human. I wish for a large block of space rations.

Then he would pretend to love hamburgers. What if KSP mods could be unlocked on the tech tree?

Why don't you go ask the chef, hmm? Waiter!!! There's a space rations block in my soup!

That's just a baby of a person who was jealous of Barack Obama.. Waiter, there's air in my soup!

Naw, they only got spaceships, man. That's a borg soldier. Waiter, there's a disasteroid in my space rations! It's on an intersect trajectory at 0.01 m/s upon arrival and is going to knock the space rations off the table!

Granted. The entire electrical system is replaced by a couple of flimsy solar panels. They break whenever a raindrop touches them and are only sufficient to power KSP at 1/8th. I wish that writing would function as computers.

Granted. Due to Larry Niven, you get a stasis module inside a cup instead. It's basically a bad thermos that warps thermal energy out of your cup to keep the insides at a specific temperature. Also, your cup gets fragile from being cold and you can't put anything else inside the cup, and the thermos is really hard to open. I wish I had a reason to bother reading PenguinsMeep's siggy.

Why are you in the soup? Waiter, there's a robot in my soup! It looks like it's on a quest of some sort.

Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy redirects all of the cold winds to go to Alaska and none of the warm winds. The rest of the world boils, and Alaska is 23 degrees kelvin. I wish for every electromagnetic wave, collector's edition.

Granted. However, it explodes right after you receive it, denying you the ability to attack Kerbin. 499 times critical mass, yea? I wish for ROBLOX's Constructive Solid Geometry to be finished as it could be in 100 years.

Dogs are carnivorous too. This statement is not very logical. Granted. To save a lot of money, the wishmaking fairy kills everyone you know that doesn't have KSP. I wish for 70% of the universe's wealth.