Meh, I tend to just leave the shades on the house. If the spydrones can see through shades, it can see through walls! Heck, it could probably see through the walls at an excessive distance.
Blizzard Entertainment would have a bunch of marketers with nothing to do. Srsly. Squad is a marketing company. What if there was a button on the keyboard for double enter?
Granted. KSC discovers earth and sends thousands of asteroids and explosive fuel tanks AND klaws to earth. All the life forms are abducted/impaled and the planet is ravaged. I wish for kerosene.
Don't worry, it's 149,600,000,000m deep in the soup. Shouldn't burn your tongue for another 5 billion years. Waiter, there's ice in my soup! I asked for soup that's boiling!
Granted. Your computer spontaneously turns into a platinum replica (nonfunctioning), upon installing the new version of PlatinumSpore. You receive complementary Spore merchandise, which is also platinum. You turn into platinum. I wish I could flee.
Granted. The Zombo Overlord, who is the only zombie without a rotten brain, decides to send zombies to your house regardless of the spooky ghost noises coming out of the wall. The zombie repellent spray was actually ghost spray, but it repels zombies. I wish for circumnavigating planes.