Tery215

6 solar panels, a fuel tank, some wheels, and a command pod??

Granted. In your dreaming state, you accidentally turn off the thing that makes your body not respond to your brain while asleep. Now nightmare monsters come out of your head when you sleep, because you exiled them from your dreams. I wish the US government would recognize my owning of everything beyond earth and defend it for me legally like any other property.

Not granted. You double posted (no exceptions). (You realize that there is a slightly SMALLER lamp outside of your lamp, and you cannot escape it.) I wish I had a titan.

Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy rubs your lamp and the shade on it broke, blinding everyone. Also you get sucked into the lamp. I wish for SoA to be version 0.2 already.

Pro: Surviving the nuclear apocalypse as well as being able to create radiation-free zones. Con: Being ground up into a powder used as ultra-light radiation absorber. The ability to cause Chicken and soybean curd to taste the same as any meat other than chicken.

Napalmed. It is decreed napalm napalm shall rep-NAPALM other words. Napalm wish that napalm didn't get this napalm, I napalm this one...

Granted. You are a little puppet in the hands of the fictional one. Also you gain lots of worshippers, but you're still just a puppet. I wish I could post attachments to sticky notes.

Granted. You are a NUCLEAR GENIE with NUCLEAR SUPERPOWERS! you are confined to a genie pot and transported to a nuclear power plant I wish I won the KSP.

Granted. There is now a sinkhole that ate your house, and transported it to Germany. Inside miles of rock. I wish bombs of hundreds of megatons of TNT could be made the size of a pinhead.

Granted. A thousand and one mysterious forces (players) that have possessed every probe core and kerbal for all eternity decide to crush your free will. Literally, by launching green savages out of the sky as well as asteroids, nuclear rocket engines, and lasers. I wish for the gift of humanity.

Granted. Matter is a form of energy, and humans are already made of matter. I wish for a pet Scott Manley.

Granted. You are now worshipped as a god of plants. Somebody gets jealous and stabs you in the face using the critical hit, * 100 damage Facestabbing butterfly knife. Anarchy ensues. I wish for a facestabbing butterfly knife.

Granted. You now control the entire world (what? how did magnetic magic do this?). However, another wizard of magnets uses a railgun to kill you. I wish for foxfire. (don't give me firefox)

it's not scientific at all to make a tiny asteroid a planet it might be fun, to some degree, but you would need to pump hard-to-gettium into the asteroid (infinitely dense) and it would be unscientific for it to be re-directible (this is the point of asteroids), also hard-to-gettium is impossible to move

Granted. It's rusty and worthless, not to mention that your head is bleeding. Also, it's ugly. I wish for my speakers to work.

Granted. However, your warranty becomes invalid due to aliens having a conversation on it. It quickly explodes, the fragments smashing your space helmet off. I wish for more possessed bones (& Jim McCoy)

Granted. You now have tumors. You only have 3 days to live. I wish for a cylindrical portal mechanism.

Granted. You have to pay $3,000 for it, and only you own the greater than 1 KSP version (ever). You accidentally forget the registration code for Wishmaking Fairy Pirated Services from the Future edition KSP, the illegal business quickly goes out. I wish the "Wishmaking Fairy Services Pirated from the Future" company was excluded from copyright laws.

actually, that definition also defines all animals alive

Granted. Sour-man (saruman) decides to steal it and your soul gets consumed. I wish for enough gold to crush the sun.

Some problems.. Isn't being in the past a way to kill other players at no defense? Let's say you had an interplanetary generic fuel tank that was going to magically leave kerbin orbit in 2 yrs. Player BD decides to time warp 2 years into the future to cause it to leave, leaving players U, V, and N in the past. What if player N smashed the thaumic accelerator on the generic fuel tank in orbit around kerbin while player BD's present fuel tank is in orbit around the sun? Would the future have to override the past? Would any alterations made in the past destroy the future completely? Player N isn't an observer. He plays in the past along with U and V because going into the future would screw things up for V, and N wants to do things like build a base with U. What can player N do if BD goes into the future and makes a burn using N's warhead? If the future were to override the past, player N's warhead would probably blow up or something.

Granted. A giant, indestructible floating clock appears over your school. It repeatedly smashes your school with you and ONLY you in it. I wish for a bigger solid fuel engine for my rocket.

Granted. You receive a generic gray box with a button that opens it. The anticipation causes your head to explode. I wish for a backstabber gun.

But magic is just a bogus excuse for a lack of scientific investigation...

How would a dog be able to talk, much less prevent his death after he died?