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Granted. You now have one less wish. I wish that Icarus_Vice was real.

Granted. You can now fly airplanes, but you're terrible at it. Your aviation license is revoked. I wish TheDarkStar corrupted the wish I posted before his post. (corrupt this)

Granted. The space station gets picked up by the Deep Space Kraken, and is thrown into intergalactic space. Everyone gets killed when the DSK picks them up. I wish deep space was safer than a rock in a rock museum.

Granted. It's an ice slime from Terraria, except it's cream instead of water. You get devoured horribly. I wish for a pet pseudoplant.

Granted. They're cool literally, but not cool enough socially. Also, electric cars are one thirtieth as efficient as the least efficient non-electric, and slower than snails. I wish for docking ports & rope.

Granted. After technological advances (that nobody but Squad and Unity have), their bit system is so epic. They ONLY support 8192-bit. I wish I knew what the benefits of 8192-bit computers were.

The neutron star is angry after being kicked by a fire fox. He searches Laythe for you, destroying you in the process. My tiny lump on a neutron star.

Granted. The Communist Fairy decided the only way this is possible is to stuff an extra soul inside of you. You're stuck with two half-souls constantly fighting over your body, since not even Communist Fairy can fit two souls in. I wish that my video games played themselves when I'm not playing them.

Granted. You are banned for causing the violation of the rules (that i just made up) of Make-a-wish-and-have-it-horribly-corrupted%21. I wish that Mitch fished for witches inside a dish.

Granted. You get a megashark, which gets angry and fires bullets at you. I wish for two oceans.

Granted. SSTO's are easy to make IRL, all you need is a bit of unobtanium! I wish that Seren's planetary queendom accepted me.

Granted. Half-Life 3, Portal 3, and Team Fortress 3 are all terrible games with no sci-fi, underpowered weapons, and horrible slime creatures twice as big as men. I wish horrible slime creatures twice as big as men were in TF2 as NPC's that spawn randomly.

Granted. Everyone was executed for pirating KSP. I wish TPT meant something.

The Wishmaking Fairy is the founder of EA. He bops you on the head and you go *poof*. I wish I posted on page 666.

Granted. It's also colinear with 30 stars and will crash into every single one within 50 years. I wish for humans.

Granted. You are forced to purchase gifts for the gift card. They're not free. Also, you have to purchase gifts for him forever. I wish for pseudo internet users that mysteriously appear out of nowhere and act very similarly to normal internet users, and can be summoned to a site such as a server or webpage

Granted. However, the smartphone is powered by witchcraft. (Not android or intel.) You sacrifice 3 years of your life every time you play an hour of KSP on that phone. I wish the future came and punched everyone but me in the face.

Granted. It actually dispenses antimony. I wish for less double-line enters in the internets.

I would fall down the mountain, after losing consciousness tragically. What would you do if you had a portal gun?

Granted. The laws of physics change to accommodate its life-bearing properties, thus destroying life on earth and causing the explosion of every star (except Kerbol and some brown dwarves). I wish that saving images was as easy as rendering images on the computer. (Only changing the properties of the first)

Granted. Hotel California has engulfed the entire planet, and the only way you COULD leave it would be to launch a rocket and send it into Venus, which is way worse. I wish I was launched to venus.

Granted. You are sold to some kid, who hates you. He turns you into the worst footballz (using necromancy), and you spend the rest of your footballiness in a grave, being yelled at and hated every year. I wish for magic fists like the ones on Minecraft.

Granted. You made a better decision than making this wish, then you lose your decision making superpowers. I wish that paradoxes didn't stop time travel.

Granted. You get a can of air, filled with soup. The can, being of air, is structurally unsound and breaks. The soup you put in it burns your hand. I wish for a thermal separator. (just a regular old thermos)

Granted. Evolution is a slave to the Xenomorphs and you get devoured. I wish that palladium made energy come out of nowhere in the form of heat.