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Tery215

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  1. I push a bigger hill over yours, you are crushed. My hill.
  2. Granted. All the children in the world now have AIDS, also your fault. I wish that the one cul de sac comic where pieces of dirt float around was actually true.
  3. Granted. He is now Melkor released, and booms horrible music throughout the entire music. Also he has a bloody satanic triangular pyramid of tyranny. I wish for superfart darts.
  4. Granted. You ARE tng ("The Next Guy/Generation"). Star trek fans throw their angry soda cups at you and you blast out of the aether. Spock slaps you and you fly into the sun. I wish for less mudkips.
  5. Granted. Fire no longer exists due to the lack of electrons around molecules and atoms to COwater types inhabiting intermolecular space, but water types are now seltzer types. You die in a searing pile of protons. I wish that the mushroom islands in minecraft could spawn with Corruption and Crimson instead of mushroom, each of the 3 with a 1/3rd chance of inhabiting a given mushroom island.
  6. A hyperadvanced spaceship commander decides to drop tons of dirt on the crater. I spot the only hill in existence (which was created recently), and place my flag on it. My hill.
  7. Granted. You become the president immediately after using your newfound explanation skills. Then you're assassinated. I wish to never tire of music.
  8. I finally catch the couch. After realizing the couch was just as comfortable as being in space and what I spent hours doing, I got angry and threw the couch straight through the space station hull & the electricity storage unit.
  9. Fwoosh! I uploaded a virus to the internets of the nanites (From a comet). You don't have antivirus protection, and it's a system32 virus that causes the nanites to crash every few seconds. The nanites eventually die in a purple goop. My comet & purple goop cities.
  10. Granted. Everything else you build is mowed down by space pirates, which you also built. I wish that modifications moderated and that moderators were modifications.
  11. I use the remaining magical magnets to fire jets of air at relativistic speeds, at your house. My shattered remains of Earth.
  12. nuuuu terrible corruption Granted. The Cookie Clicker machine eats it and gives it to another internet user. I wish that the next user found a better way to corrupt my text-related wish.
  13. I use my gun to shoot a knife into your head. Being the killer of their god, they beg for mercy. I take over the galaxy. My galaxy.
  14. Granted. To corrupt the previous wisher's wish, the next user must say things in bold, ittalicized, fonted, invisible text!
  15. I have to say that this does reduce lag, but there isn't a need of it in any other area. Need to power something? It's probably a mod. It can't hurt to use another mod to power it. Rovers, ion engines, comms devices? Batteries and smaller solar panels would usually work.
  16. Granted. You get chips that are capable of "barbe-queing. Your hands & mouth are cooked thoroughly, and you get permanent brain damage from your brain being fried. I wish that water was heavy.
  17. I try to sit on a couch repeatedly, but fail.
  18. Granted. You are the base, and someone set up a bomb inside of you. After five minutes of belonging to an evil overlord, a bomb goes off. You are shattered. I wish that humans would invent lightweight, thin, cheap, and fully effective radiation shields.
  19. Granted. You get a "salàd". You immediately reject it due to excess amounts of burger grease. I wish for a signature. (of John Hancock)
  20. Everything within a ~14 billion ly "bubble" has been "observed", if the definition of observation stands as anything indirect. Gamma rays could be coming from a distant star, and they can be observed. What would be the difference between simulating everything and creating things that are about to be "observed" on the fly? Heck, interactions among particles could count as "observations" just as well as interactions between men and the universe. Aliens, if existing, would have to count as "observers" just as well as men. This would then have to apply to any living thing, and then to everything in existence. I conclude that the universe, if simulated, is simulating everything rather than just what men can see.
  21. Granted. You have more time to be a baby. You waste all of it babbling and chewing on things. I wish I was a baby forever.
  22. Nah. Why make a propellant exactly the same as Xenon yet incompatible twoways? Air is compatible with a large variety of jet engines. Liquidfuel is compatible with anything that burns (exception, SRB's) Oxidizer has no purpose but to counter Liquidfuel(????) Why make a fuel for powering hyperefficient engines when there's already one?
  23. I build the castle. Using magic magnets, I also create a habitable atmosphere & environment on dres. My dres castle. Fyre Flare also owns half of it.
  24. Granted. The Matrix spawns infinite amounts of souls, which then propagate into the 'real' world via virtual reality videogames. The massive amounts of energy created are exploited by the lord of the meta-universe, who rewards everyone with gold coins. I wish I was the lord of the universe.
  25. A (very specific) spacetime anomaly mows it to shreds. My scattered rocks on Dres.
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