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Granted. You are in hundreds of feet of rock. I wish KSP implemented more mods so we wouldn't not have to use them.

Granted, but you ARE A COUNTRY. Humans cannot be immortal. I wish I had a better version of Space Engine installed on my computer.

The system is designed to benefit creators of original content. For example, it would be great if you could manufacture medicine at low costs, but the inventor of medicine at low costs would need money because he invented it. But then people who need medicine die because they can't afford it and the pharmacy can't afford to sell it any lower.

Granted, however you are the aliens and get wiped out as a result. I wish I was a hipster.

Granted. The world is constantly yelling at you (almost literally), there are thousands, if not millions of people stepping on you painfully, and you are so shocked by what you experience that being a human will never be the same. I wish I was a planet, just to see what it's like.

Granted, you get a mysTERIous pet pillow. Also, I bite you for stealing me. I wish the corrupt politicians turned into democrats.

True. The user below me has a siggy.

Yup. The user below me is going to make a statement beginning with "The user below me".

Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy gave you an intoxicated bear, which proceeds to eat you. I wish my computer's ability to kill people was 2 exponentials of 2 more powerful.

Granted. The purple-y, worm spreading filth from Terraria that somehow cobbled itself into a political party is gone. In its place is the bloody, spider spreading filth from Terraria that somehow cobbled itself into a political party. I wish that mortal men could all have little magic rings.

Granted. It is now 200000 degrees kelvin where you live. I wish gandalf was just an old man who smoked weed every day.

Granted. Minmus crashes into itself, creating a violent wave of gamma rays. That annihilates Kerbin, every spacecraft ever, the sun, etc. I wish Gandalf wasn't so lazy.

wow, this thing is stickied(???)! let's just wait for Holo at this point also, change color to green

Granted. It's swarmed with bees. I wish Thor never existed, so I could be crushed by a giant.

All the Kerb's are volunteers, it doesn't matter what space mission. Probbs the hiring box would just be empty and you would have to launch probe missiles at the kerb's houses.

Granted. However, they reach the "perfect sound amount" and their voices are suddenly amplified to Planet-Cracking level. I wish I could crack planets with air vibrations from my mouth.

False. The user below me is a pet pillow.

Jeb's a zombie. Send a probe missile to destroy him before the disease(/mun spirit(/demon from beyond(/Kraken))) spreads to a lander, which in turn would return to Kerbin with the zombitis.

Banned for having "Bad" in [unknown pronoun]'s name.

i hack reprogram the Hill mainframe to spew out planets & celestial bodies everywhere, one of which has a hill (it's a star). I use my flag cannon on it. My star-hill.

Granted. The load is down on your neck, slave. Music player 4 .ogg files AND .mp3 files pls

I liked the one where spock got high on spores and Captain Kirk was always angry, that's what kept him from getting high. Lol, similarities to The Hulk

False The user below me has been on the KSP forum.

Banned for staring at DarkStar.

Banned for tolerating the existence of Captain Obvious, Undercover.