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Tery215

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  1. Lol. Assuming you mean rocks as in just rocks, how valuable would an asteroid be?
  2. Granted. Tangle is sitting on a rock mainly composed of Ferric Oxide. It's not mars or duna, it's just a rock that astronomers mistakenly identified as a planet. I wish the Wishmaking Fairy turned into a smaller red planet.
  3. Granted. The Sun the. I wish to convert TheNewJoeMama to ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
  4. I come back from the dead as fungus zombie ultra boss. I summon more undead hill-claimers to my will. My hill.
  5. Granted. Your brains turn into the sunflower. I wish I got an XBox 1 - ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
  6. I plug up your bunker with extremely large amounts of dirt. The leftover dirt forms a second hill near the original hill, which I claim. My hill.
  7. Granted. Because I'm not Tangle, you face horrifying consequences. And beekeepers. You are not satisfied by the lack of Tangle's corruption. I wish Tylo died from extreme rotational forces.
  8. Probes are already SIGNIFICANTLY smaller than Kerbal Kommand Units. Probbs also cheaper. Also, you don't feel guilty about destroying them in basically every situation possible.
  9. BitKoins. Obviously you can't see much of the resources. What does Kethane look like?
  10. Yah I suppose. Maybe distance from object to center of sphere of influence too?
  11. Granted. Your computer consumes so much electricity you have to pay $5 for every rocket you launch. I wish The Sun fired Tylo and hired a hip, young horrifying conglomeration of asteroids in his place.
  12. Granted. The number 2 is in your ear and you're deaf. I wish Tylo was a cute pink planet instead of a horrifying doom planet.
  13. Granted, you must carry the burden of an entire planet (which is the boulder I gave you) on your shoulders. I wish combusting pockets of air and natural gas bit people instead of avoiding them.
  14. I use my flamethrower to deflect it. The next poster is attacked by a banana cream pie with crits and on fire.
  15. Granted. You're stuck in a mk 1-2 capsule with limited life support. Also you're a kerbal and no rescue is coming. On Eve. I wish I were the soul of a planet.
  16. Perhaps.. An "Add action group" button, with the currently existing 10 listed as normal
  17. I lift the hill with a spatula and flip it into the sun. I put another hill there. My hill.
  18. Granted. It was the Puella Magi Madoka Magica forum that loved it. I wish my RC miniature airplane was fixed.
  19. Granted. It fights you. I wish for a fist-sized purple metal nugget.
  20. Granted. He evolves into a Mudkip-Brony crossbreed. I wish I had obedient zombie slaves.
  21. I am, and always was, a human replacing your brain, waiting to jump out. I turn you into a fungus-brain zombie and jump out. My hill protected by zombies.
  22. Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy gives you pi, mistaking the T-T for Pi symbol. Your brain explodes and numbers spill out. I wish for n = 0, 1, 0, a stable container containing hydrogen compressed @ 1 atmosphere appeared near the ISS. Wait 5 seconds. End.
  23. You cast your spell of Conversion to Jebbeh's Brother. You ARE Kerbin. I wish I could be Kerbin too.
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