Granted. The darkness of space eats Kerbin & Duna. That's grim, isn't it? I wish for myself to be scanned, saved in a .human file, and loaded (with backups) into an abstract world where buttons spawn hydrogen molecules.
I construct a rather crude house on the hill. Due to complex rules on The Hill server, the hill is now legally mine and no longer owned by anyone else. My crude house on the hill.
The Wishmaking Fairy does not recognize your wish as intelligible English and makes you wear fairy clothes. I wish dough-nuts were flavoured buns without any holes in them. My, I hate nuts.
Granted. A giant void rips the earth in two, also causing severe damage in half. I wish square root my thinking capabilities on a scale generally similar to an IQ scale to the power of three inside my head.
After watching you get snapped in two by a horrifying rock monster, I stab it in the eye and it curls up, crying. I plant a flag in it and have a proud face. My crying rock monster that happens to also be a hill.
Granted. Your cookie isn't so full either, you don't gain any satisfaction from eating it. I wish a horrible nightmare creature exploded on the moon, sending moon-chunks crashing into the earth and disrupting the tide significantly. (Thanks to Kirby. ._.)
Granted. You are incredibly dumb, because IQ cannot actually accurately measure the intelligence of an individual. I wish giant frogs roamed the earth and ate cars.
Fractal(UK), there are significant issues in the power priority system. Fuusion Reactors powered by lasers and such really need higher priority than power transmitters, since the reactor needs power to run (obvious) To solve this, I highly recommend allowing players an "up" button (^) and a "down" button(v)
I show you a false paper showing that you conquered someone's hill while it wasn't theirs. It goes to the government, from there to me. My legally claimed hill.
Granted. The user before you never posted and time-space rips into shreds. I wish I had an extremely confusing space-packet that could be used for an alcubierre drive. (pls correct misspellings)
Granted. The mission pack is just a cutscene depicting the (exact) same thing as the thing you watched. I wish to upset the balance of nature by changing the reactivity of Calcium.
Granted. You could have been able to mod if you took 500 more modding lessons than as is normal. I wish my computer monitor's support didn't look creepy anymore. (I can live with not having any computer monitor support)