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Granted. They're just ugly pictures. I wish for 7 starch-orbs to appear above me between 8:12 and 8:18, as well as between 16:50 and 16:54.

I think there may be a few insane CEOs. You might not have to accept these contracts. You'd probably be so rich lategame that you don't need some extra insane contracts.

Granted. People all over the world get angry when their violins don't need to be tuned. Also someone started playing boss music, and a world-eating skyscraper sized worm starts attacking. I wish for Scout saiyan to turn into the F2P gibus scout

Banned because .24 came out and you're taking up space.

The magic boulder can't fall. I have my doubts whether it's actually in orbit. Granted. You slowly die from sleep deprivation due to title music always running in your head. I wish for Algodoo to be more algodoo.

I'm planning to build a spaceplane. Then I'm going to build a refueling rover and a rover to put a payload in. (mods) The refueling rover and the payload rover will pick things up from the launch pad, optimally. It doesn't waste a lot of money to keep all your equipment unrecycled.

Fire type evolved Eevee.

Granted. The rocket falls from the sky, crashes into you, and injects explosive quantities of hydrogen into you. You asked it to space you, right? I wish for the ability to space people.

Granted. Like the cloud, all of the magic is sold to people from other people. They get it from Melkor and Sauron, the winning combination. I wish for a terrain generator with a scaling feature and 3D terrain printer.

Pro(s): 2 extra legs (useless), 2 extra hands, less food is necessary (kerbals are humanoid plants) Cons: The small Kerbal's brain can barely control 2 bodies The lower, original one is digesting plant poop The hair is now hat-shaped.

Pro(s): Being indestructible Con(s): Not existing at all An extra foot.

Granted. Now you have to grant wishes with just your rusty old crown. I wish to exist.

Seed. (those short words tho)

Granted. You are so patient that you wait through the entire universe. You end up slowly sinking into the mantle in your chair, but you don't mind because you're so patient. I wish for a submarine that has upgraded density values, with the function density = (2^knob units) - 10.

Granted. KSP .24 comes out of your throat, the size of a computer. You can't figure out how to transfer it to your computer, even if you were still alive. I wish for every season (x+1) to be released, given that x is the current season number.

Granted. When the KSP devs originally intended for the First Contract to revolve around transporting bugs into space (FOR SCIENCE!!!), the first contract is no longer available at all, nor is any money. I wish for Apple products to transform into quantum-entangled apples (FOR SCIENCE!!!). The kind that contains cyanide to discourage eating the seeds and is easy to hold, except quantum-entangled.

I use photons (again) to upsize you (cause you to explode). My expanded hill/person (explosion) with a flag sticking out (sticking out of the next user) of it.

KSP isn't terragen.

Electromagnetic... er.. photons disarm all of your WsoMD. I threaten you with some photons that can disarm you too. Literally. My hill and magic radio wa-photon beams.

Of course it's going to be worth it. If they do the updates regularly until 0.9.9(.xxx) then there will be over 4 times better or more content!

Banned for using colored text.

"Sentence" is not a sentence! You shall be burned in the Grammar Pit and your dead body shall be purged of... er.. brains. I work at the Wishmaking Fairy's Restaurant of Undelectables.

Granted. Your fingers are drug addicts, and they have guns. I wish for the earth to fall onto itself.

Granted. It also restocks itself with desserts and frozen italian pasta meals 3 seconds after opening. Your hand is subject to the TeleFrag anomaly. I wish for a Half-Life 2 weapon set.

Granted. Heaven's private contractors got expelled from all existence. You now go to Arkansas instead of afterlife. I wish for a bowl of whaet.