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Then there would be an immortal test subject wandering the earth. What if a Kerbal had the ring of power?

Yea, that's the smart soup. If it's bothering you that much, I'll just hit it with this hammer *smash* Waiter, there's a recently fired time-travelling waiter in my soup! I think it's me when I will work here.

I point out, while you're retrieving the Death star, that you can't actually touch the Death star, and you can't retrieve it. I steal the interdimensional transportation machine and import basically every sci-fi hive mind thing to assimilate you. The hiveCorp's universe.

The corruption is spreading! Waiter, there's a video-game bug hive in my soup!

I make a hill out of railguns, also it now targets antimatter bombs and all projectiles, plus humans. My death horde.

Granted. Everything breaks, thanks to double negatives. I wish to know much more than the next leading brand.

Gaming can no longer be monetized. All gamers become miserable at the licenses on the games stating that it is not legal. What if the space program was taken over by little green men?

Pre-.24, I could do this: Now, renaming Squad to AAASquad removes the agencies flags, which I like. I did this because adding mod parts sometimes confuses me as to where the stock parts are, specifically. Now, there are mods that I like, but they won't load when I name them. Is there any other way to make KWRocketry and ProceduralFairings load after Squad and NasaMission? I think they're prioritized alphabetically.

Humans would die from Jupiter's electromagnetic waves system. Also, possibly, the atmosphere would leave and the earth would tear apart. What if redundancy stopped existing?

EA Games' stockholders would be playing SimCity with real life/hypothetical-situation-land. What if cookie cutters stopped existing?

Insane ol' Cave Johnson, buying (insanely) expensive moon rocks to make portal-able surfaces. EA Games would have advertisements all over, and all internet plans are now mobile phone plans. What if the moon stopped existing?

The moon would get uglier, probably among other things. (this was meant @ General Rarity, but it's ok for @SelectHalfling) What if the sky were purple?

I build a skyscraper on it, mistaking it for bedrock. My immensely wealthy city.

but... railguns... knock antimatter bomb and detonate it prematurely.. I rebuild the hill with high explosives instead of dirt. My hill.

I would wait a few minutes, then do necessary bodily functions and leave. What if you stopped posting somewhat irritating animated-pictures like that?

I send a shpaec rockett. It delivers asphalt to the Outer Space Government, thus completely destroying it. Then I use pepper spray on you two. My hill with automated railgun turret defense that I just now bought from the Isolated Outer Space Redneck State's Rights Illegal Weapons store.

I would be the mud. What if the world was far, far less round?

Granted. Your avatar is depressed and runs away. (is that a heart shape in the mud?) I wish for a railgun.

I use my railgun (Railgun > Lazors FTW!) to send a rail, with high explosives attached, to your photon cannon. I send human colonists. My moon colony that mines adamantium.

That's just the 'Soldier' washing his boots. Watch out, he's coming now.. Waiter, there's a worm in my soup!

I shove Lund off the hill and steal the orb of power. My hill.

Banned for eternal mudkipz.

Granted. A tiger (feline) with health points 5 times that of a normal tiger, considered a juggernaut, final boss, tank, or supertiger, comes out of the ground. I wish I was finished.

I force all human activities to yield for 200 million years. Dbmorpher's non-radioactive rocks that have fallen to the ground after orbital decay.

Granted. It is a spoken desire. I wish I clicked Sun's siggy letters.