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Tery215

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  1. How does sandbox mode make anyone exempt from being forced to carry additional mass?
  2. Granted. One day, you decide to ride it into space, but you can't afford a space helmet. The banana is not airtight. I wish for space corn.
  3. Granted. Every object classified as "star" is moved to 1 AU from Earth. They all collapse in, slowly but surely. Also, all celebrities are suddenly in front of everyone's face forever. I wish for eyes.
  4. Granted. The body cannot function without 2,000 potato food unit watts. I wish for 2,000 potato food units.
  5. $0.50 bills don't exist? I wish for page 800 to come by tommorow.
  6. No, I just looked inside the CFG file. It changes part PotatoRoid (all asteroids) so that it pays 100,000 roots.
  7. The shipment of 1000 nukes are above critical mass and destroy the universal planet. The moon gets blown away. My drifting moon.
  8. Granted. It requires batteries that don't exist. I wish for batteries that don't exist.
  9. Granted. Every dance you do raises a graveyard of dead people. All of the dirt ends up crushing modern society. The dead people only rise in a purely literal sense. I wish for an item purpose redesignation tablet.
  10. Granted. However, due to the ramifications of portal technology, infinite gravities go through the Free Jeb-Kerman portal and destroy everything. I wish for a theoretically infinite supply of regular plushie jebediah kermans.
  11. More atoms appear. They function as moons to the universal planet. I claim the first (and biggest) one. My moon.
  12. Granted. Frozen's fanbase is a mind virus that started with just a few people. Once they amass enough followers, they will turn into horrible zombies. I wish for a mind virus that isn't frozen.
  13. Granted, you can now listen to the letter A tell you where you put them. The letter A actually magically causes all the C&C games to be beyond your sight (behind you). I wish to be green.
  14. Granted. However, I wish for a pony to give to master Tao.
  15. Granted. Everyone hates it for being used in minecraft machinima. I wish for KSP [noun].
  16. I make it apparent that Sergo Bbb is highly radioactive, using my rattle inside of a fake geiger counter. It's actually highly radioactive, but the real geiger counter was out of the budget. I then use the rest of the budget to construct radiation collection facilities to sell energy to others. My monopolar energy plant at Sergo Bbb.
  17. Granted. The Chell you're with is an idiot and falls into a lava pit or something. I wish for a lava pit.
  18. No, it's just evaporating. Wait, there's a hole in the soup... Waiter! There's a bunch of people in my soup! The soup is making inhuman roars and expanded dramatically, too.
  19. Granted. Giant pieces(leaves?) of paper that were graded incorrectly and by me begin eating everyone. I wish that the pear trees I have would turn into plum trees.
  20. Well, it's a version that's low tech.
  21. Granted. People can no longer illegally trade on the road. I wish for a bold man, with extra thick lines.
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