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Oh, look at that, it made a hole in you. Too bad you didn't tell me earlier. Waiter, there's a I want to order soup in my soup!

I put sprinkles on Laythe and eat it. My yucky-tasting salty wet piece of rock.

That's a tomato. Waiter, there's a +1 cube in my soup! What does it add to?

Banned for not having anything in the profile related to SPAAACCCEEEEE

Theoretically the spoon is faster than light, but Einstein is dead, so I can't do anything. Waiter, there's a pile of chemicals in my soup! They aren't water or food.

Googleplex^Googleplex^2394723847298584365297836597 824365897264375826439975pi Trust me, it's probably bigger by a few googleplexes worth of googleplex (incomprehensible differences because large numbers)

Granted. After a friend asks you how it works, the universe explodes. Too bad your camera didn't see that coming! I wish that things had explanations for their functions.

Good for crew transfer, good for return to Kerbin, not so good for payloads that aren't crew.

Granted. There is now civilization in an alternate dimension, confined only by the fact that the dimension is 50 cubic metres. I wish I knew things. how is that even possible?

Granted. A hovering Chuck Norris comes from the sky, smashes your "Kill Chuck Norris" button that the wishmaking fairy gave you, and roundhouse kicks you. I wish for a camera that could be commanded to take a picture of anywhere.

7 do i get points for saying numbers?

Granted, but the humans that got to Mars were actually Bill Nye, the alien spy. I wish for mechjeb to replace HAL in 2001: The Space Odyssey

The wishmaking fairy kills you and takes your life force (/similar). (@slenderfan) I wish for Prophunt to be real.

But I said 4.. :c 8

GreeningGalaxy's ocean planet freezes thanks to background radiation being extremely weak. Also, it's pretty dark there. I remove Ploouto from existence because Eeloo. My Eeloo.

Four. i win this time

You would definitely need a really powerful telescope to see anything important.. You'd get to see the solar system a million years ago, not that it's much different. And even then all you would get to see is the solar system at that time specifically. And there would be no humans to look at.

Granted. The air becomes so yucky & solid that all of the sound waves stop moving. Unfortunately, you asphyxiate almost immediately from the solidified air. I wish for someone else to get older.

Perhaps they could move the Crew Hatch function from left-clicking a part to right-clicking something with crew. Then alt-right-clicking other parts. Just like with fuel.

Solar panels and RTG's are useful, but they're obtained in midgame. KSP probably uses them because constant power is necessary to stay alive (implemented only for probe cores right now) in space, as well as for orientation. Generators dependent on burning chemicals are relatively heavy and the chemicals don't last forever. On the other hand, solar panels are relatively light, and don't require any additional mass to operate. So: Fuel cells - Definitely

Well, if you count the fact that the Mun isn't really conveniently placed (it's not keostationary), then no, it's completely impossible. The Mun would go beyond the horizon, both stretching (distance between surface & Mun varies) the tower and ripping it off the Mun/Kerbin.

1.7 + (4*10^-20)

1.7 yay, it's more than 1.001

Granted. It's powered by time, but the train immediately explodes from old age. It was almost brand new before you fired the time engines. I wish for the cardboard age to come back and stab the currently existing Phone age.

In that one promotional video they put up, Jeb's Junkyard appears to be inland of the KSC. Pretty far away, too. Why not scatter the companies all across Kerbin?