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Granted. The value is increased to two wishes, because cheese. I wish for a tortilla to grant my wish.

I inject your clone with deadly rock viruses. He turns into a rock. My hill.

Granted. Squad uses their evil superpowers(???!!?) to banish you to the KSP universe to be destroyed. No lag, though! I wish that Squad had evil superpowers(???!!?)

KSP interstellar. Gotta have those power relays, man

Granted. Mud is now thoughtlessly destroyed by the evil police. I wish for a new car.

Granted. The earth melts. I wish for a new pair of socks.

so ninja'd Granted. However, most of the albino elephants die from solar radiation. I wish for a book.

I drop a rock onto their base. (20m diam.) Rock's crater-shaped base.

I use shears to remove all the mines. My hill, covered in hole traps.

Granted. Your want of character to seek enlightenment was already in you. Suddenly a beam of light appears, and Spock smacks you in the face. I wish for a box of deadly, deadly unstable isotopes.

Nobody can see the flags you put on your ships.

Squad is already headed in the opposite direction, with barns & stuff. I really doubt they would choose this. Especially the contract-related stuff that suggests that Kerbals already have a sustained civilization: Reputation - Why would anyone care about the success of your missions? Contracts - How would contractors exist at all?

Yes, but that doesn't mean anything but that we've been ignoring rule #6.. A pirate.

306.4: Kerbals discover a processed potato products factory, that a destroyed kerbal faction built before the beginning of time. 307: Kerbals of the Rocket faction are mass reproducing to compensate for the production of Snacks.

It's rather pointless to call it the ULSA, especially with the cost of putting enough humans there to have more than one "lunar state" would be a little much.

Let it go into the soup. It'll be unreadable in a few minutes. Waiter, there's a tree in my soup!

6. No posting inanimate objects. Oh noes

A wolf. 10chars

Granted. Your wish being granted is a form of editing, however. I wish that words could fall out of sentences and become blocks that represented letters.

Granted. The phone engineer builds a gun into your screen, and you get sent to prison for it. I wish for the ability to make half-wishes.

A giant sponge.

That's the small fish soup. Waiter, there's an ice sphere instead of my soup!

Granted. All of them contain red genies, which grant half-wishes. You are so dissatisfied that you leave. I wish that screens, especially phone screens, stopped working.

300.1: Mackz Kerman starts a new nation, called "Moar Boosters!!!" 300.14: A factory is built for boosters in Moar boosters!!! 300.3: A giant arsenal of boosters has been constructed, sufficient to destroy 6 KSC's.

Granted. The manufacturers were elves and made the silicon out of silver. The computer breaks your desk out of immense weight and falls apart. I wish for the ability to make silicon out of silver.