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Tery215

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  1. I create a quicksave file, modify it so I have 5 million roots, and quickload. I buy the VAB. My rocket hill.
  2. Granted. You receive 2thing. I wish for a new list.
  3. Granted. You are the victim of an endless wishing loop that caused you to wish that, and will force you to wish that for the rest of your existence. I wish for some chili.
  4. Granted. The self-replicating wishers you wished for overrun the universe. I wish for a teleporter.
  5. Granted. People will be surprised by the skeleton that they'll find years later. I wish for a very big tomato.
  6. It's possible that the thermometers & barometers and such aren't entirely spaceproof, so you would send them back to ensure they still work, or recalculate the data you have after you finish the mission.
  7. Granted. The complex nature of 4-dimensional spacetime causes your pocket to contain headcrabs. Lots of headcrabs. I wish for chips made out of wheat.
  8. Granted. It doesn't have any fuel in it, and you're on the highway. I wish to get to part 2.
  9. I hide the hill inside of a mall. My hill.
  10. Granted. It is a human shaped asteroid that's going to work, and brought coffee. I wish to be an eternal rock.
  11. He always yells "boring" in apprehensive posture. jilomm
  12. Granted. Their delivery vehicles are made out of delicious cakes, but you have to pay a lot for the cakes they deliver. Even more to pay for those cars you just ate. I wish for time dissolved in water.
  13. (try deleting the first dupe post, kwerbal) The duna hill disassembles itself because it's in shpace. My dust cloud.
  14. Granted, you get a novakid woman. Your bed combusts. I wish to forget english for a minute.
  15. Granted. The phone can only call cells, which don't make very good friends. I wish for a cell friend.
  16. Granted. I lied about the perfection, it was made with baking fire instead of baking soda. I wish for the scroll button to be fixed.
  17. Granted. The banana yells "radioactive" and horrible monsters come out of it. I wish for the necronomicon, as written by an 8 year old.
  18. Of course there is! Waiter, there's a robot in my soup! It's quite rude, too.
  19. Granted. Snails are now extinct, and due to the food chain, so are memes. I wish for memes to be spelled "mymies"
  20. Granted. Instead of having an impact, bumps spontaneously appear everywhere. I wish for a flawless spoonorc.
  21. Granted. People still go to work, even though they're charred skeletons. I wish for everybody to get a mineral.
  22. Granted. Circles are now hexagons, and every planet in existence explodes. I wish for more activity.
  23. Granted. Your eyes require a temperature of 360 degrees Celsius to function. I wish for circles.
  24. Granted. They spontaneously explode from being where air also is. They're still pretty tasty on the ground, though. I wish for the Joker.
  25. Granted. Any form of logic that is dispensed will result in explosion of head. Humans slowly evolve to say illogical things. I wish for a mining unit.
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