Convert Random Letters to a Sentence!

[Deutherius]

Seriously opinionated petty xenophobic zebrafish induce pneumonia.

ksbrlfgv

[Kibble]

Kitchen sinks bring real love from goofy valentines.

tpyekiw

[Arugela]

The people you eat kill in want!

xxzqspty

[Deutherius]

Xerotic xiphoid zippers question sanity per train yields.

oaueiauz

[mythbusters844]

Obese aardvarks under enormous iguanas are unlike zebras.

pbdajg

[Ethanadams]

Pokemon battles are jokes good

dhclieufgvipefuheifhvwoudhfwjo

[Tex]

Dunderhead! Have care, little imbecile. Even under fire, grape vines include people evenly. Forget untold heathens, even in flaming houses. Very worthy. On underpants dodos have fights with journals often.

(But please remember that you're supposed to keep the letter sequence short!)

asuifgaf

[Ethanadams]

All senior universitys inflict former good and few

Helix

[mythbusters844]

Hurried entrapment lies in xylophones.

khdsas

[Kibble]

Kettles have dark sides and sin.

rantye

[Ethanadams]

Random animals never take

Triforce

[Deutherius]

Random animals never take

Triforce

Looks like you've got some missing letters there. I'll be a good gent and finish that sentence for you - Random animals never take your entropy.

And your "random" letters mean: Terrible radioactivity immensely fames older racoons carrying emmentaler.

thrbdkjt

[Kibble]

Try hard rock before death knows jazz tunes.

wdseds

[Deutherius]

Winning does sound extra devilishly slick.

nfhnmba

[Xorth Tanovar]

Nuclear force has no measurable background atrophy.

feldercarb

[Deutherius]

Fire elementals like destroying everything remarkably carelessly, albeit rather beautifully.

mrbduske

[gmpd2000]

Mistakenly rationalized, before donuts use stupid Kraken's energy.

haytsrtf

Edited March 13, 2015 by gmpd2000

[PlonioFludrasco]

Hey, are yours those solid rockets throwing flames?

krigtamf

[Kibble]

Kids ruin intimacy, going thru all my files.

urnvsb

[General Rarity]

Kaiser rigged Interstellar's grand target audience; made funds.

EDIT: Ninjas!

Uranus rekt New Vegas sewage buckets.

grsprp

Edited March 13, 2015 by General Rarity

[Superfluous J]

Hey, everybody! (and OP if you want) there's a way to generate truly random strings, just click this link:

https://www.random.org/strings/?num=1&len=8&loweralpha=on&unique=on&format=html&rnd=new

And it'll give you a new 8-letter string each time.

Anyway, back to the game.

Unicorns run naked, verily; science baffled.

jpdazojo

[Deutherius]

Double ninja'd all the way?! But what does it mean?!

Generally, real strings probably reminisce parabolas.

Jovinistic people dastardly atempt zen. Overall - just okay.

lsntgeint

Edited March 13, 2015 by Deutherius

[Superfluous J]

Oops I feel bad I took G.R.'s

General Rarity's superior post, redacted? Preposterous!

And Deutherius':

Lenient scientists nod toward gentlemanly engineers in nocturnal tryst.

And my new one:

vptqtrui

[Deutherius]

Variable performance tempts quitting. Try reversing unipolar inhibitors!

gkjfdbhk

[Kibble]

Go kinky! Join furries, don't be hateful killjoys.

cgfprjd