King of the Hill

[dryer_lint]

I wave a giant magnet over your supercomputer. (Giant magnet > EMP)

My hill with a fried supercomputer inside.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I scrapped the supercomputer debris, make a killing with the recovered precious metals, and outright BUY the deed to the hill.

My hill!

[SelectHalfling0]

Oh look. It's the 30's and the Great Depression.

Your hill is worth nothing. You die of a panic stricken heart attack.

I then firmly plant a flag on it.

My Hill.

[zapy97]

oh look it is now the 40's, I assassinate Hitler take the third Reich for my own, Stopping the Holocaust before it even begun. With the Wehrmacht I Blitzkrieg the hill with Sturmgewerhs, MG 42s and Many Tiger 2s. Driving up the hill in my Maus, jump out and Plant my Flag.

My Hill.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I fly past in an A-10 Warthog, lay waste to your pitiful army, and retake the Hill.

MINE!

[Tangle]

Hi, Mr. ICBM, how was you-

MY Pile of radioactive waste and cobalt-50!

[Tery215]

Oh look. It's 40,000 AD now.

I wipe the ancient dust-remains of the old hill claimers aside.

My hill.

[Reichtangle]

I anschluss yuo. Mein Hill!

[SelectHalfling0]

I prove the WW2 'Murican theory that lots of okay tanks is better than a few really good tanks. By building a bunch of okay tanks.

My hill swarming with tanks and their gunners posing for cameras.

[Xorth Tanovar]

But it's still 40,000 AD... Legio Invicta stomps all your tanks as only a Warlord-class Titan can.

My hill

[SelectHalfling0]

Unfortunately, all that stomping flattened the hill. I move to the one next door.

My hill.

[Reichtangle]

I reverse time to 1914. I then Anschluss all of yuo on my way to france.

MEIN HILL!

[Xorth Tanovar]

I continue the time reversal, you become primordial ooze and slide off the hill.

Mine!

[Samniss Arandeen]

Go ahead and have your hills~ My girlfriend has two of 'em on her chest.

My perky, juicy, succulent hills.

[Reichtangle]

Go ahead and have your hills~ My girlfriend has two of 'em on her chest.

My perky, juicy, succulent hills.

I have my Schutzstaffel shoot her in the face take her to a place where you can't see her. Then i go over to a new hill that is covered in turrets and bunkers. MEIN HILL!

[Tery215]

I cut government funding on the military, and you are forced to sell the hill & all the weapons to me for nothing.

My turret-bunker hill.

[Reichtangle]

I restore my government which I wonder how you got into the Imperial German Army, but this isn't an argument thread. I then take it over with my new panzers.

Once again, MEIN HILL!

[General Rarity]

Soviet T-34/85's, IS-2's, and IS-3's overwhelm your panzers. Later, they dig in.

My socialist hill.

[Tery215]

A giant insect eats the hill.

General Rarity's collection of dirt particles inside of a giant insect. Socialist dirt particles.

[Reichtangle]

I destroy the insect with my "Panzerboys" carrying Panzerfausts. The new hill is the battle of the bulge hill! I decree a new rule! For the next 10 posts, the way you conquer the hill must pertain to WWII! MEIN HILL!

[Tery215]

I assassinate every government official of germany, thus preventing the law from being enforced.

Nobody's hill.

[General Rarity]

I land on the hill with my Artemis spacecraft. Chris Kerman comes out and plants the good ol' stars and stripes.

'Murica's hill.

[Sesni]

I uproot your flag and plant mine.

My hill.

[Reichtangle]

I bomb your flag and place mine. I then Build A giant impenetrable dome around the hill. Try getting past that.

[General Rarity]

I place some dirt on top the dome to make a hill. Then, Chris Kerman teleports out (magix) and plants a normal KSP flag on it.

My hilldome.