TheKosanianMethod Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Mark Watney sciences the s__t out of @The Raging Sandwich, and blows them up in a hydrogen explosion. Mark Watney's Mars and potatoes toasted sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Luckily, the chef is still there and goes into hiding on Phobos in a top secret base. My asteroidal moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I arrive with a new grill for the chef, plenty of wheat to go around, and some nanite. Our (@The Raging Sandwich and I) exponentially growing moon base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 All along it was phobos... I build up an armament of nuclear missiles and fire them at Mark Watney's base. Our planet system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Raging Sandwich said: All along it was phobos... I build up an armament of nuclear missiles and fire them at Mark Watney's base. Our planet system. Sadly Phobos has no Uranium, so they were just lead. But still, at orbital speeds the kinetic energy is enough to level a base. Our leveled base. (edit) Oh! And here's the control device for the nanite! (throws @The Raging Sandwich nanite controller) Edited October 19, 2016 by greenTurtle1134 Nanite controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Mark already took the MAV back, so you killed his doppelganger, and the potatoes are alive and coming for you. The potatoes are my army. They ride the debris to orbit as a new, tiny moon forms. My forming moon. Your leveled base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I order my Replicators to construct a solar sail (they're still on Phobos and have overrun the place by now) and they take over your potato moon, adding to their stockpiles of carbon and oxygen. Our (@The Raging Sandwich and I) leveled base and Asuran warship. Note that I'm just using the SG-1 enemies as an example of the kind of thing I'm doing. The solutions given in the series are... not guaranteed to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) I use one of these to destroy your warship and replicators. I build a new hill on earth. My hill. Edited October 19, 2016 by icantmakemodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I stay on the secret bunker on Phobos as the warship gets destroyed. I launch hypersonic missiles at the gun and destroy it by impacting at high speeds. My Phobos. and destroyed sunbeam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) I take the phobos bunker by force. My bunker. Edited October 19, 2016 by icantmakemodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 2 hours ago, icantmakemodels said: I take the phobos bunker by force. My bunker. I relocate to Deimos in a super secret location and launch hypersonic missiles at Phobos. My Deimos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I roll up with a claw, and deorbit Deimos. I hack your missiles that are still in your launchers, blow them up, and Deimos crashes into Mars, and I bug out to a nuclear sub somwhere in the Pacific. My nuke sub and Mars crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Meanwhile, the chef is still in hiding on Mars. You know what happens next. The now huge sandwich army infests every part of Mars and the chef goes into hiding somewhere in the Jupiter system. My Mars and Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I kill the chef once an for all by redirecting a class E asteroid at him. Then I invade Mars with my donkey army, eating all the sandwiches in our way. Lastly, I build a hill on Mars and claim it as my own. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Before the asteroid hits him, he goes to another unkown location in the Jupiter system and makes sandwiches, which he then makes a hill out of. My interplanetary sandwich hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I eat all the sandwiches and capture the chef. I then go and blow up Mars and both its moons using the sandwich gun I forced the chef to make. Then I go back and eat @The Raging Sandwich who was floating in orbit around Jupiter. I then go back to earth, claim a hill as my own and force the chef to make sandwiches for me. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Due to us being spread all over the Jupiter system and you missed about 70% of the sandwiches, the ones that are left fly to your hill and recapture the chef. My chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I hire Gordon Ramsey, and he shames your chef. I kidnap them both back to my secret base, which is the White House. I eat tons of food and get pass out due to overeating. My two chefs and secret White House base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I crash a spaceship into the above poster's base. My pile of junk in a crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 As @TheKosanianMethod was sleeping, my chef and Ramsey teamed up and escaped before @ZentroCatson crashed into it. My chefs and sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactica55 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 A really fat kerbal comes and eats all of @The Raging Sandwich's chefs and sandwiches. My Battlecruiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 (edited) I redirect a piece of debris into @Galactica55's space(?) battlecruiser, turning it into a sitting duck waiting for someone to capture it. Then I capture, repair and land the battlecruiser on a hill on the moon. My lunar hill with a battlecruiser on it. Edited October 21, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I wave from the next hill over. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 As some random schoolkerbal was making his lunch for the day (a sandwich), it comes to life. I come back with a vengeance. I genetically alter the sandwiches to be supreme predators desinged to kill anything that moves. (Except other sandwiches.) They utterly annihlate every hill in the world and everyone on them. My hill-less world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I fiddle with PQS mods. My hill. I'm willing to share with @The Raging Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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