TheEpicSquared Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I burn your body at the stake. Mine, @Wildcat111's and @JoseEduardo's pile of ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 You take your ashes to your house. I manifest myself as a ghost and haunt you forever. My haunted house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I hire demolition workers to take down said house. Then I claim the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) 21 hours ago, ZentroCatson said: I hire demolition workers to take down said house. Then I claim the hill. My hill. There is no hill left #troll Me, @TheEpicSquared and @JoseEduardo's pile of what used to be a house Edited November 4, 2016 by Wildcat111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 I cry in the corner wishing I had a hill. My puddle of tears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 I take the form of a janitor and mop up that puddle and give you a hill. My clean floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 I build another hill and host a block party on it. My gregarious hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted November 5, 2016 Share Posted November 5, 2016 I use Trump to Build wall to isolate you in your hill and to build another Biggerrrr and Betterrrrr and Strongerrrr hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I get a two kilometre cube of antimatter and drop it into the centre of the planet. MY asteroid field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 RED MATTER BOMB! My black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 Meh. I collect some matter from around the black hole and build another hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I steal the matter from under you, and relocate the hill 5 miles away. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 By the power of unexpected attack after a 9 moth hiatus off of the forums, I punch the hill right into the surface of a nearby Earth-like exoplanet and blast off at many times light speed to get to the top. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 I claim a hill on a planet in the farthest corner of the Universe where absolutely nobody can find me and prosecute me and my sandwich army for our crimes against humanity. My lonely hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Ah. I have a warpdrive. I've historically been an ally of @The Raging Sandwich, however, so I just bring a ship full of lawyers to start writing a good defence for the accused crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Industries Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I follow the ship full of lawyers and drop a courthouse on the hill. I then begin the trial. My boring legal proceedings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I summon @Dman979! Notable for his work in the Eve Order Zero case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I subpoena your hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpants Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I plant an atomic bomb slightly underneath the ground and grab a baseball bat, proceed to play a round with you, and then proceed to lightly tap the bomb with my finger, and the bomb explodes. My irradiated, fallout filled crater! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Little did anyone know, before @Dman979 came to play, I switched out myself with a dummy sandwich and went to an unknown location only known to me. My unknown location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I subpoena you for information. Our unknown location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Subpoena... that's a writ forcing a person to appear before court, right? So you're having a trial at an undisclosed location... I serve crackers and lemonade to all involved. My bored jury members and revenue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 While everyone is eating the crackers and lemonade, I sneak out of the galactic court room and jump into a black hole to travel into a different universe. Anyone who tries to jump into the black hole after me will probably appear in another universe. My universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 I use D0n41d Mk3 the new president of America to capture the hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 i use my big expensive rocket to destroy all the hill, and most of the space program's buget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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