greenTurtle1134 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I sic the Emerald Orchid on you. Now, while I haven't actually read most of the book, from what I have read, I understand that the Orchid is a telepathic microgravity-borne FTL-capable radiation-absorbing EMP-generating alien something. Looks like a huge (moon-sized) green flower. And it can launch meteoroids with enough force to crack open a planet's crust. So yeah. It brakes into orbit around your planet, absorbs every bit of radioactive fallout from your nuclear war, converts that into a massive EMP pulse that permanently kills every electronic device on the planet, then takes out a couple strategic targets with kinetic projectiles. All in all, your authoritarian government is pretty much toast. I find a tiny hill in the middle of the ocean, shield and cloak it, and then watch as the anarchy unfolds. My hill. If you're wondering how I persuade it to do all this, the books also establish that anyone with a radio telescope and/or a mental disorder can contact/control the Orchid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Well ok then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mr. Me said: I push an arms treaty to prevent your nukes. My authoritarian world government ? I never launched any nukes, I took the hill via conventional warfare! I didn't want my 2nd mutated head taking my place! So doesn't that mean its my hill..? Edited February 16, 2017 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 @munlander1 used nukes, @Spacetraindriver took advantage of the rebelling head to win the hill by conventional weapons, @Mr. Me banned nukes and established authoritarian government, and I EMP'd you all back to the stone age. Still my hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, greenTurtle1134 said: @munlander1 used nukes, @Spacetraindriver took advantage of the rebelling head to win the hill by conventional weapons, @Mr. Me banned nukes and established authoritarian government, and I EMP'd you all back to the stone age. Still my hill. Ah Ok. Your hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I reject your reality and substitute my own! My new hill in my reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) Quitter... I nuke your hill, take appropriate precautions to avoid radiation contamination, and claim the crater. EDIT: I also install Non-Comic Nuclear Physics so that I don't just grow random heads or anything. Edited February 16, 2017 by greenTurtle1134 Install NCNP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, greenTurtle1134 said: Quitter HOW DARE YOU!!!! I storm into he crater and drop kick you out of it. My freshly taken crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I blare rap music into your crater until you get so fed up and leave. My crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I comeback with an emp and take my crater back. My crater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I use up all air in the planet using an animal called "human", suffocating everything. I dome the crater and create a colony. My colony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) Some dumb kid thought it would be a good idea to shoot the glass dome and everyone in the colony died, to which I find in my spacesuit and repair as well as reinforce my now better colony. I welcome any survivors in if they prove to have good intentions. My colony. Edited February 16, 2017 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I join to help the economy. Our colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Raging Sandwich said: I join to help the economy. Our colony. I do so as well. Colony: @Spacetraindriver @The Raging Sandwich @greenTurtle1134 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I rise up in power and banish you all outside of my colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenTurtle1134 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 (edited) It's a communist colony. Since the world is currently uninhabitable we will be using authoritarian government until we can get at least a little more living space. ...and you can't rise up into the authoritarian government because we gave @Spacetraindriver veto power. Edited February 17, 2017 by greenTurtle1134 veto power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 @Spacetraindriver disappears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 No I don't! I "build a wall" to protect us even more! I then errect a statute of a hill. Our Colony. I banish @munlander1 to the wastelands!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I build my own hill and I build a statue of myself! Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I tow your statue off of the hill and park my truck on top. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Wanna join forces? We have cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Little did you know, the cookie was stolen months ago. Your failed alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Uhhh, we have cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 They have peanut butter! We have chocolate chip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 WE HAVE OREOS MR @IncongruousGoat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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