King of the Hill

[DunaManiac]

A passing spacecraft suffers a warp core breach nearby, destroying your cartoony hill. Then I build a new hill from the scraps of the vessel.

My scrappy hill.

[peridoot]

procedes to make a small hill

my hill pls dont touch

[kerbiloid]

The hill is untouched and detached.

A free-floating hill.

[Fraston]

I kick the hill, since it has no friction with the ground.

Your sky-high hill.

[Hyperspace Industries]

I cause the hill to notice that it is not connected to the ground, it falls and disintegrates into a pile of dirt, which I form into a hill, and cover with crates and sticks of dynamite, allowing me to destroy it, and you, at will, from my underground bunker, accessible only from a bulletproof rabbit hole (I too have no idea how that works, or why anyone would want or need one. ) 

 

My explosive hill.

[kerbiloid]

Hill explodes.

Exploded hill.

[DunaManiac]

I get a large amount of gunpowder from a gun store nearby (I have no idea why one be there there), and I shape it into a hill. I get onto the hill and ready a match to blow the hill sky high as soon as someone approaches

My combustible gunpowder hill.

Edited August 17, 2021 by DunaManiac

[Hyperspace Industries]

I shoot a flamethrower at it, it explodes, I build a new hill out of "just add water boulders", I got a box of a thousand of them at the local mine, uranium mine that is.

My radioactive hill

[Maria Sirona]

I drop a [EXPLETETIVE REDACTED] (SCP reference) ton of anti-radioactive shampoo on the hill

 

My hill

[DunaManiac]

I scoop several tons of salt water from the ocean, and completely douse the hill with water, washing off the anti-radioactive shampoo on the hill, and restoring it to it's radioactive state. Donning an Environmental Suit, I claim the hill as an exclusion zone is created and an evacuation of everything within several miles is declared, and no-one can get in without getting legally prosecuted in court.

My irradiated hill.

Edited August 17, 2021 by DunaManiac

[Hyperspace Industries]

I drop a giant anvil on it from orbit.

My squished hill.

Edited August 17, 2021 by Hyperspace Industries

[Fraston]

I climb on top of the anvil, and pour some dirt on it.

My hill, on top of anvil, on top of hill.

[Hyperspace Industries]

For just this occasion, I fitted a self destruct mechanism to the anvil, I self-destruct it, and go to a nearby forest, get several tons of wood, pile it in the crater from the anvil, and burn it.

My cremated hill.

I fall asleep near it, if anyone makes noise, I'll fight back.

Good night. 

[kerbiloid]

It's the Moon. No air, no noise.

A sleepy vacuum hill.

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

I attach 1000000000000000000000 huge srbs to the moon and deorbit it. Where the crater is on Earth, i build by hill.

 

[kerbiloid]

Spoiler

 

[Maria Sirona]

But i hijack the hill with Jack.

My hill.

[kerbiloid]

It's a Jackhill and Hide hill.

[Fraston]

I lift the Jackhill with a large carjack and make a hill beneath it.

Carjack Jackhill hill.

 

[Hyperspace Industries]

I build a giant hiluxium (the indestructible super material old Toyota  hiluxes are made of (see: top gear)) brick wall over the hill to stop this joke from continuing, and make five more walls in a cube around a hiluxium hill.

My totally indestructible hill

[Maria Sirona]

I go to the console commands and cheat the hill to be destructible gain and then i conquer it with a 1000 not-see german panzers.

 

My former battleground hill.

[kerbiloid]

A Die Panzerin appears on the horizon, and all German Panzers (Tiger, Panther, etc) run there from the battleground.

A post-tank hill.

[DunaManiac]

I obliterate the hill with an orbital bombardment station, then assemble a new hill out of the pulverized dust remaining.

My pulverized post-orbital bombardment-post-tank-hill.

Edited August 18, 2021 by DunaManiac

[kerbiloid]

It laughs.

Hillarious Hill.

[CFYL]

All hills are mine as long as they are still on the Earth, and therefore my profile picture.

My mighty hill.

(OK, take it)