Ethanadams Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Now that both buttons have been activated an emp goes off followed shortly by the nuke that created it. It's an open hill for whoever wants it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I build a neutrino cannon on the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I sneak up from behind at take away your crutches and claim them as my own, as well as the hill. My awesome crutches and hill. 1 hour ago, TheKosanianMethod said: I throw both of my crutches at both buttons, they do nothing because they are fake. I hobble to the top of the hill. I plant my flag and shove @Ethanadams off the hill. My crutches turn into CIWS cannons. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Wait, are there two hills at this point? I shoot the other hill (w/ The Raging Sandwich) with my neutrino cannon. My hill-with-neutrino-cannon and irradiated-hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I somehow survive, and after months of recovery, dug a hole from miles away from @icantmakemodels' hill until I get right up under it, then dig straight up and through the neutrino-cannon. My hill two hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) Unfortunately, the neutrino cannon weighs 10 tons. You are crushed by it. My hill-with-neutrino-cannon-and-crushed-raging-sandwich-and-irradiated-hill. (P.S., I build another neutrino cannon to replace the one that crushed RS) Edited October 17, 2016 by icantmakemodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 @icantmakemodels gets hungry and makes a sandwich. Little did they know that a new Raging Sandwich came to life. I use some sweet ninja moves to take you down. I throw you under the new neutrino-cannon. My two hills, neutrino cannon, crushed icantmakemodels, and crushed, lifeless sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantmakemodels Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) root@KOTH> sudo make me a sandwich My hill-with-neutrino-cannon-and-crushed-sandwich-and-crushed-clone-and-crushed-sandwich. Edited October 17, 2016 by icantmakemodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I send in weird al as rambo. My hill and random explosions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 The sandwich that was made earlier by: 1 hour ago, icantmakemodels said: root@KOTH> (whatever that is) comes to life and sneaks away all James Bond style. I climb up Mount Everest, establish a sandwich-making factory on the mountainside, and spread my army to every part of the globe where they establish secret underground bases stocked with nuclear missiles. My mountain, my secret bases, and my WORLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 So his computer unix based system command shell comes alive? I fight it off with powershell your army is now worthless. My worthless army and sandwich factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Being the last sandwich left, I enslave some chef and commands him to make another sandwich, which in turns comes alive. We make base on the nearest mountain and clone him to make a better (non-useless) sandwich army. We utterly destroy your useless sandwich army and take over base. My mountain range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 according to WHAT IF? By https://XKCD.com and MARVEL MOVIES if i were to lift said mountain range by 4 kilometers all life on earth will be destroyed if the mountain is made mostly out of granite. So I hold the mountain as hostage if any move is made against me it will fall and put the earth into darkness. my world your move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 you're going to carefully place that back down, and make sure you get buried beneath it with no chance of escaping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 i do believe you forgot if i set this back down everyone dies i kindly ask you jedi scum to back down i will only offer this once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chabadarl Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 A bomber flight over the hills. Nuts, acorns, wallnuts, chestnuts fall from the sky..... My forest! In a few hundred years... I guess. Damn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 As @Chabadarl is waiting for his forest to arrive, my Sandwich army sneaks off of the mountain, parachuting down. We build support struts under the mountain range so when @Ethanadams puts it down, it will be resting on the struts and no one will die. Quick, someone attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Awakes from my meditation deep in said moutian range, only to notice that the battle for the hill continies. i send jeb on a SRB powered lawn chair at Chabadarl and the raging sandwich army. My hill and tasty dead army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 @Tidus Klein your rocket hits the mountain range as i said before i drop the mountain. Luckily for you there are struts holding in place unlucky for you the struts are mad of sandwichs. the mountain falls the 4km in a matter of seconds when it hits it covers earth in a cloud of dust and destroys most of india i die in the explosion your ruined world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I make a rocket out of the debris and flee to Mars. On Mars, I go to the nearest hill and claim it as my own. My hill on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Lives on because i was o top of the mointian range as it fell, I find the hill coveored in the ruins of whats left and plant a small flag. My hill of the apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Little did @Ethanadams know, the chef made a whole new batch of sandwiches. My sandwich army (that's going to Mars soon, @ZentroCatson). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 though on the way out of the atmosphere they get covered in ash from the mountain drop they are now useless sandwiches i build a tf2 teleporter to the mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Uses a spy to sap your teliporter mid teleportation, you are now floating foever in a dark abiss. Stays on earth and launches a huge environment restoration plan, still king of my hill My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Once again, in a bunker deep underground, the chef makes another sandwich army which makes its way to Mars (the chef tags along.) My Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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