FireFaced Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I nuke ALL of the hills using all of the silos on Kerbin. All my irradiated hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I am a planeswalker! Your attempts to dull our senses may have worked in the past, but you should learn that defeat is not in our dictionary. Minions, passively cast Army of the damned! Commander Karona, you cast Mana Bloom, whilst I cast Parallel Lives. Once we unleash our wrath on the world, we must reach the Grove of the Guardian at all costs! I'll go ahead and see if there are any perimeters set up.It's actually a little hard to translate that :S, I think you just summoned 26 3/3 Zombies... not certain how the mana+ works.*Alarms*"Children, go back to your seats, this is not the first time we've been attacked.", the Teacher Says"But I wanna watch the first battalion roast some zombie hide!", whines Jenny"You can watch it on the HoloVid later tonight, but for now let us continue our lesson, the proto-ion field will be back up in...."*Deafening Explosion*A robotic voice echoes from the speakerbox "Emergency, Radiation Fallout Detected, Evacuate to your nearest fallout shelter""Children, get to the basement" the teacher worryingly says, "It'll all be over soon... i hope" Edited May 27, 2015 by Fel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 It's actually a little hard to translate that :S, I think you just summoned 26 3/3 Zombies... not certain how the mana+ works.*Alarms*"Children, go back to your seats, this is not the first time we've been attacked.", the Teacher Says"But I wanna watch the first battalion roast some zombie hide!", whines Jenny"You can watch it on the HoloVid later tonight, but for now let us continue our lesson, the proto-ion field will be back up in...."*Deafening Explosion*A robotic voice echoes from the speakerbox "Emergency, Radiation Fallout Detected, Evacuate to your nearest fallout shelter""Children, get to the basement" the teacher worryingly says, "It'll all be over soon... i hope"Yes... YES!! The force is complete! Our numbers grow more by the second! But, something's off... I'll save Triumph of the Hordes until we launch. Karona! Bring a few zombies into the perimeter. We need to test their reactions. Poke at them, test their defenses. See how well they offer resistance. I'll stay here and recycle Mana Bloom to keep multiplying our numbers.Attention all hands! At any time, be prepared for a force. I'm not sure what to call it, but the ones who invented it designate it as the "proto-ion field". It contains enough power to nullify even your most basic functionalities. If this happens, withdraw and cast Golgari Charm. I need to run on and seek out the Grove of the Guardian. Until I return, if you do indeed fall back, wait for my return. I seem to have resistance to the effects, so I'll go alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 *Alarms Blaze*We see a man at a terminal surrounded by monitors, he looks worried as he moves with superhuman speed attempting to control the situation. A large burly man stands behind him glaring impatiently."Well, can you do it or not?", the General Demands"Yes... it will take five hours, but with the fires and the radiation, you are aware what will happen?""Well you have only THREE TURNS. We'll deal with the repercussions later, the first battalion has fallen due to some unknown pathogen and this new force, this FireFaced, managed a direct strike on our power infrastructure, even if it kills us all we have to risk it," the General boasts. (have to love those cliche tv lines)The general turns to leave, "We will station two battalions here, any more and the enemy would notice something is amiss... we must not let this project fall into their hands."The camera shifts, we're back with the teacher and the children, this time it's Timmy talking, and he's about to tell us what this secret project is all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 nukes land on everyone's hills​ All your base are belong to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Technology... The nuclear weapon, an artifact. Powerful for their time, but primitive now, and heavily manipulable. One stray ion in the forest, and the rebuttals will be quite severe...I must not distract myself with trivial matters. He is not an ally. He is a danger to the forest that I must protect, and protect it I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 *We come back in, seemingly right after Timmy finished explaining the plan*"Your father did what?" The children exclaim."He managed to harness the power of Magic, with technology!", exclaimed Timmy; "He showed me last spring when he grew that enormous tree in our front yard""Timmy", The teacher asked timidly, "Was that around the time your mother... went missing", she hesitates on that last part, as if holding back something dire."Well yes", Timmy said sorrowfully, "my dad said she was scared of what he'd become and left, but she'll be back when he's the hero!""Yes, I'm sure she will", the teacher looks at the monitors showing the city outside, off in the distance she can see it, an old workshop with the tale-tell signs of magical energies emanating from it... and growing. There are somethings man was not meant to play with, she turns her attention back to the monitors, and thinking about the state little timmy's mother's body was in when she found her... there are some things man should not mettle in, and magic is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Get to it! Xannari needs our force to launch soon! We can't risk being struck before we can move!Each minion restless, working hard to produce mana so they can follow orders, Karona in strict leadership, and Xannari heading towards the grove...*------*Hmm? I feel a presence... it's definitely nearby, but where is it coming from? There shouldn't be any summoners in this place...Xannari senses the presence of a summoner's force. It's in proximity to the confrontation distance, but there's not figure as to where it is. What could it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "Not enough, not enough", the madman looks at the stationed battalions. "It is not enough!""Extend the field, let it cover the city, do it and you can end the terror once and for all.... do it for Charlotte." A voice says inside his head."Yes", the madman says, "YES! Not the whole city, just the main bunkers... they're all in the bunkers now"The general returns and the troops salute him; he shrugs it off as he whispers in the madman's ear, "are they enough?""Yes, they are, they will be... step in, step in"The teacher watches in horror from the monitors as a tidal wave of magical energies erupts from the workshop, consuming everything in its path the buildings, the ground... the shelters she suddenly realized. Looking close she could see three people standing together. A general, timmy's father, and a strange cameo that has no relevance to the story what so ever.She quickly turns off the monitors, and goes to comfort the children, fearing the demons that have just been unleashed.(I have to say, this got dark pretty fast. Initially I was just planning on turning the field back on in 3 turns; but then the idea of a secret project sounded so much more alluring and what better way to counter magic but with magic? But then I realized that as a technological civilization, the magic should be perverse, not natural... and have dire consequences. Of course, the fake cards were just because I don't know how to play magic and I thought it'd show just how perverse the techno-magic really was.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 [Oh, we get to use custom cards now? Sweet!]"Sima, give a tactical update.""Well, we may have hit a few snags. We cannot produce anymore mana, and the counters from the bloom are running short. We'll be unable to grow to the ranks that Xannari requested by the time he returns. Though we can ask the Crypt Ghast for assistance, our work will still be hindered by a... power." Being vague, aren't we?"Power? What kind? What could be great enough to hinder this much work by this long?" You can feel the impatience growing."Our scouts report it feels the same as a summoners, but it is not Xannari. We cannot triangulate it's position.""A summoner? That's impossible, this world does not thrive in the same ways as us. No magic should exist here. Have you given word to anyone else?""No, I've kept it limited to the senior members. I fear that telling the lower ranks may result in speculation, and that's the last thing we need.""What if it is a summoner, though? What do we do? We can't just let it keep gaining power like this.""I don't know, you're the commander right now, you tell me. But keep in mind that Xannari's wishes must be fulfilled in it's time.""...No.""Pardon?""If this is dealing with power on a summoner's level, then we can't ignore it. Tell the senior members that all other priorities have been receded. Pool the mana into Xannari's mana pool, and wait for me there.""B-But it's not like you to disobey orders! Why do you go against our master's wishes? It's not your call to make! You can't just go against his orders like this!""You did say I am the commander, right? Now do what I say or I'll do it myself.""...alright, you're the commander. I'll follow orders, but I still agree that you're making a mistake.""Srynia's no mistake. Only she can contend with a summoner's power..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 The General feels revived, younger than he has felt in years, and the power... he targets zombie horde, unleashing a terrifying flaming tornado while the madman went forth, [http://mtgcardsmith.com/view/slavery-1]convincing the survivors to do his bidding.They smile and approach, unaware of the dark shadow that lay behind them.(Honestly, I've kind of run out of juice, don't know what I'm doing right now or where this insanity is suppose to go) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Doge uses his dark magic to reforge the lands into an image of himself.Many owning. Wow hill. Very magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "No. No! Minions, what are you doing? Turn around and fight your enemy!" Karona's efforts to revert the mass are futile, yet she keeps trying."Come on! I'm your commander! I've trained you to resist such magnitudes of betrayal. Show me all that I've accomplished something!"...But no dice."...Are... are you really not gonna listen?""...I'_____k___a___o_____s_""Who was that? Who spoke!?""...I___d""Show yourself!""...Ve_y__ell""I a_am Sr_ni___Srynia""Srynia? The Chaos Entity? The ruler of the corrupted ones?""Yes. I sensed that you needed aid, so I came to you quickly.""Thank you. You see, my army is under some sort of mental corruption. It's turning them against me, and themselves! Is there anything you can do to free them?""...No, although...""I can save you.""What do you mean?""Go, Withstand Death.""What are you doing!?""Now! Supreme Verdict!"It will take a while for the dust cloud to clear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I turn half the universe into antimatter and the whole universe blows up, the force ripping this thread apart, hence destroying it alongside the rest of your card game moves. They don't and cannot exist anymore. Nobody's hill and thouroughly destroyed hill, thread and universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Well then, neither can that comment's relevancy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 it can as i destroyed this thread along with the magic rubbish beforehand. I build a hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Quick, before the stack resolves, go Angel's Grace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 i rip up your card before you play it. still mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Sorry. Read Split Second. Nothing else goes on the stack. Alright, time for something silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 An otherworldly voice echoes from the corporal forms that were the General and the Madman, shifting, stirring together, forming something new."Come now Srynia, did you really think that would hurt an indestructible being such as myself; surely you recognize your own father."A dark laugh emanates from the blob, it tries again to form but fails, something is holding it back."Srynia dear, are you not happy to see me? It's only been 60 years since you left be trapped in that forsaken box"The blob tries again, and succeeds, it manifests and the creature is known to be??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 "I cannot see you. If you say you are my father, then allow me to see you....My..."_______"Finally... This is the grove! I must perform the ritual to awaken the giant... with haste!""Whelo mujkoh, xoho eih succj, udt udjnoh nakx oeih xouhk. No vuso u rukkco, udt doot oeih xocf..."Xannari gives a series of chants as the first phase of the ritual. Ready to go with Growing Ranks, he does not delay in the awakening..._______"This isn't possible... My father was a summoner! This is an illusion... Chaos...""Srynia! It's not real! You must focus your mind past the constant drive to believe only what you see!" *Violently slaps hand on mouth*"Is that so?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanamonde Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Please observe the game's rules, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Did we monopolize the thread? ...Yes!? Crap, not again! You're still doing it, dude! Stop the comment already! Fingers, what are you doing!? Halp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 My torchship cleanly skims past the surface of the planet at 300 km/s. A few ball bearings which I 'accidentally' dropped at some point impact the hill and evenly distribute its mass across the landscape, negating its hill status. I start my braking burn, aiming for arrival on a nearby moon where I plan on claiming a different hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) I intercept your torchship and blast it apart and claim the hill on the moon you were going to take as mine.My hill on a moon Edited May 28, 2015 by mythbusters844 What the heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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