The Raging Sandwich Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 My totalitarian military goes into space to @greenTurtle1134 and takes the hill with it. Our interplanetary floating hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 (edited) I land a spaceplane on Laythe, step out of it and claim the nearest hill. Everyone can keep their hills. Edited October 29, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Bent on galactic domination, I send in troops and take over @ZentroCatson's hill, enslaving everyone on it like the Egyptians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I fly an ssta to Laythe and free the slaves. I then take down @The Raging Sandwich and banish him to Pol. My Laythe Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I return to Laythe where my army has been planning to overthrow @Firemetal. We do so and conquer the other Joolian moons. My Jool empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 (edited) I escape and capture Jool itself. I use its atmosphere to create powerful weapons to destroy all five of the moons. I then build a large battlestation in orbit of Jool. My battlestation. Edited October 30, 2016 by Firemetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 A new totalitarian government rises on Kerbin, led by rocket scientist Wernher von Kerman and Dinkelstein Kerman. They launch a rocket to Jool and plunge a nuclear reactor into it, turning it into a star and vaporizing your battlestation. My interplanetary empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I make a pile of dirt and call it a hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I hide in a rest room until the war is over. Then I step out of it and claim a pile of smoking debris as my hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Little did @ZentroCatson know, the now Interstellar Empire survived. My smoking debris hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Industries Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I use a device which tears the universe apart. My collection of elementary particles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldrad_Ulthran Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 The partices begin to form into me and my hill after 200,000,000 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Suddenly, they are interrupted by the spontaneous coalescence of an apple pie. My apple pie, island of order in a sea of entropy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Nice pie! Life gave me lemons. My lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I make lemonade out of those lemons. My lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) I drank that lemonade. In my cup. Edited November 2, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I take your cup while you weren't looking and ran off. My cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 You hit a brick wall face first. My wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Your wall falls down due to lack of mortar. My pile of bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I sell my soul to basement cat. He returns the world to its previous state and gives me a hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I go to your hill and steal one of the cups from your cupboards. My cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) 8 hours ago, TopHeavy11 said: I drank that lemonade. In my cup. Not all things yellow and in a cup are lemonade... Nothing like a good @The Raging Sandwich to take care of hunger. After a quick meal, I step down off the hill, leaving a void. Edited November 2, 2016 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) I make another sandwich. My sandwich. [Edit: By the way, how did we get from solar cannons blowing up asteroidal moons to eating sandwiches and drinking lemonade?] Edited November 3, 2016 by The Raging Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I drop a thermonuclear warhead on your sandwich. My irradiated and atomized elements that once were a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 I go back to my human form after mass sandwich genocide. I also wear a trench coat and goofy moustache-glasses as a disguise. My human body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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