King of the Hill

[The Minmus Derp]

1 hour ago, Hummingbird Aerospace said:

I install BDArmoury and decide to let my sister "play around" with my land battleship. My hill+crater.

I fly my BDA equipped fighter ssto and shoot a bunch a lasers. My hill.

[Hummingbird Aerospace]

I fly my tweakscaled enormous space super-drednought into orbit and unleash a devestating volley of AA missiles from orbit. My hill.

[The Minmus Derp]

18 minutes ago, Hummingbird Aerospace said:

I fly my tweakscaled enormous space super-drednought into orbit and unleash a devestating volley of AA missiles from orbit. My hill.

I am also impervious to this. I hyperedit your ship into the sun. My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Neutron rest mass gets changed.

No dreadnoughts. No hill.

[The Minmus Derp]

New hill! My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Constructor failed. No hill created. Please, call the hill maintainer.

[The Minmus Derp]

8 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Constructor failed. No hill created. Please, call the hill maintainer.

Nope. Construction never fails. My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Attempt failed. Constructor stays unchanged and throws an exception.
Memory segmentation error. 

[The Minmus Derp]

10 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Attempt failed. Constructor stays unchanged and throws an exception.
Memory segmentation error. 

Restart. Ignoring @kerbiloid. My hill.

[Kernel Kraken]

11 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

Restart. Ignoring @kerbiloid. My hill.

It's impossible to ignore @kerbiloid.

I take the hill by storming it with an army. My hill.

[The Minmus Derp]

1 hour ago, Kernel Kraken said:

It's impossible to ignore @kerbiloid.

I take the hill by storming it with an army. My hill.

I have quintillions of troops and battleships and whatnot. My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Not enough food for quintillions of troops. Space mutiny, no hiding place.

[The Minmus Derp]

7 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Not enough food for quintillions of troops. Space mutiny, no hiding place.

Quintillion’s of ROBOT troops. My hill.

[Kernel Kraken]

12 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

I have quintillions of troops and battleships and whatnot. My hill.

Bunker Buster nukes along with several normal thermonuclear weapons and storming the hill with a hazmat- suit clad army means my hill. No matter if you're in a hill bunker or above ground, you'd be dead, or suffering from a -4 to all stats radiation debuff as my army storms the hill from dropships.

[The Minmus Derp]

I am impervious to any damage. My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Money for hazmat materials had been stolen, so hazmat suits are defective.
Clad army became ghouls,

Ghoul hill.

Upd.

4 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

12 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Not enough food for quintillions of troops. Space mutiny, no hiding place.

Quintillion’s of ROBOT troops. My hill.

So what? You don't have enough robofood, too.
But just to please you: the hill is now occupied by wild roboghouls.

Edited July 2, 2018 by kerbiloid

[The Minmus Derp]

6 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Money for hazmat materials had been stolen, so hazmat suits are defective.
Clad army became ghouls,

Ghoul hill.

Upd.

So what? You don't have enough robofood, too.
But just to please you: the hill is now occupied by wild roboghouls.

Robots dont need food. My hill

[MDZhB]

In fact, they are my wild roboghouls. They're not even wild, just precisely trained.

My hill.

Edited July 2, 2018 by MDZhB

[Fraston]

 

[kerbiloid]

 

7 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

Robots dont need food.

 

4 hours ago, MDZhB said:

In fact, they are my wild roboghouls.

You see, @The Minmus Derp ?
That was your big mistake.
While you are sure that robots don't need food, someone now has already possessed the formerly your bots.

And  the hill is so radioactive that even birds fall dead trying to fly above.

Edited July 3, 2018 by kerbiloid

[The Minmus Derp]

9 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

 

 

You see, @The Minmus Derp ?
That was your big mistake.
While you are sure that robots don't need food, someone now has already possessed the formerly your bots.

And  the hill is so radioactive that even birds fall dead trying to fly above.

I am impervious to anything. Even supernovas. My hill.

[Fraston]

hmmmm.... impervious even to a fellow god? not possible. 

you can tell that something bad will happen to you when this face appears.

I strip you of your undeserved god powers and teleport you to a lonely corner of the universe far away from any hills. my hard-fought hill.

[kerbiloid]

Hill is destroyed by recoil.

[The Minmus Derp]

I have a new hill on an asteroid. My low gravity hill.

[Fraston]

Your asteroid fractures. My hill.